Alex VH Surprised He's Not Dead

[rustoffa]

Re: Alex VH Surprised He's Not Dead

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tomballin
[B]From the recent Van Halen article in Classic Rock Magazine:



Keep trying Alex, nobody likes a loser.......Forget About It!!! - Pete Picasso

Al's a suicidal failure®!

Marriage, Drumming, Appearing non-mongoloidish, now suicide.....

What a list of Failed Cuntastrophe's!

[Mezro]

On Vulcan Alex is really 180.

Mezro...he looks like Shatner fondled his ass socket.

[hot for david]

Originally posted by house0paincakes
Alex is too stupid to die...

that's right lol hahahahaha

[Starwood]

mediocre talent with another mediocre quip from his mediocre mind.

[GAR]

It is clear to me that he isn't that sincere: we've been emailing requests to Alex for his head to appear behind our delivery van's back dually tires without any reply whatsoever.

Crashing in Ed's Porsche20 years back doesn't constitute a suicide attempt, either, because he wasn't driving - they were all out high from smoking that rope - and all three of 'em piled outta the car laughing their heads off while the crumbling brick wall's freshly-minced contents pebbled down upon the rear of said vehicle like they didn't have a care in the world about it.

People that really wanna kill themselves just do it and forego the MamaDRAMA™

[GAR]

Originally posted by John Holmes
And we all know Alex is a fucking eunuch - he ain't go no balls nor dick

If the plumbing's no good down there, I may in trouble if them 6 kids DNA test don't match the BabyDADDY.

I'm neither confirming nor denying anything here, see, except: Let the man think his kids are his own..

[franksters]

too bad he missed himself..

[franksters]

cause maybe DAVE and ed would've stick together,,well ed would've followed DAVE's attitude!

[Don Corleone]

Ironic, how instead of killing himself, he's managed to sucessfully kill his career.

[Fabulous Shadow]

I don't think he's reffering to suicide... I think he's talking about driking and drugging and living a "Ain't so simple" life...