Roth/Hagar - Stanley/Simmons

[Balue]

In the red corner, you have charisma to burn, men want to be you, women want to fuck you, great hair, cool rock'n'roll voice, total understanding of what constitutes a party, all the best tunes, smart enough to write lyrics just the right side of dumb.

In the blue corner, you are a fat talentless tosser.

At least with Van Halen you don't have to program out the crap half of the catalogue when you play the cds .

[Mezro]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Mezro...great hair? two of them have wigs, one is thinning and the other looks like the wooly ass of a sheep...

[MAX]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............Ok??????? :confused:

[scottydabodi]

Huh?

[Balue]

Okay, I could have been clearer

How about Roth vs Hagar - Stanley vs Simmons

Is that better?

And before anyone brings Calling Doctor Love to Simmons defense, can I just say monkeys/typewriters, or Hagar/Bad Motor Scooter......

Something that struck me the other day. Why is it that I bought all The DLR VH albums on cd that I had on vinyl back when I was 15, but have never bought any of the Kiss albums I listened to at the same time? Easy! Kiss albums all have Gene Simmons 'contributions' on them, whereas Sammy's 'efforts' with VH are handily kept apart from the good stuff

Okay it's a bullshit thread, but have you seen the other bollocks that gets posted here?

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Balue
Okay it's a bullshit thread, but have you seen the other bollocks that gets posted here?

Uh, yeah... Dave would murder Ronald McHagar... Simmons would win because Stanley wouldn't want to break a nail.

[Mezro]

My 1st attempt to write a "Balue style" post.

Hullo

Clear is fear and little lambs eat ivy out of my arse.

Does this make sense? Are you randy baby?

Bang! I'm loaded

How about we all sword fight with Ritchie Blackmore naked?

Is that better?

And before anyone brings Right Said Fred to defense, can I just say otters/meat grinders or Danzig/Sheer Clothing...

While sitting on the loo I spied a whole in the wall. While looking through it something struck me in the eye. It was pink - like a panther with sinus problems.

I own the entire Gary Glitter box set. I can spit fire out of my ass. Good stuff is the stuff you can stuff. Can you smell the back of my vinyl?

Okay this is a bait and tackle thread but my goods needed to be sorted.

Tyrone? Tyrone? Are you out there?


Mezro...Balue...where is the value?...

[MAX]

Mez,

My disciples are all kneeling in awe at the presence of your divine greatness........

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Balue
In the red corner, you have charisma to burn, men want to be you, women want to fuck you, great hair, cool rock'n'roll voice, total understanding of what constitutes a party, all the best tunes, smart enough to write lyrics just the right side of dumb.

In the blue corner, you are a fat talentless tosser.

At least with Van Halen you don't have to program out the crap half of the catalogue when you play the cds .

Another example of a Clueless Eunuch that comes aboard to stir shit for no good reason. On behalf of Gene, Paul AND Dave.....Go F*** Yourself, pathetic loser. You suck. Go home.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
Mez,

My disciples all kneel in awe in the presence your divine greatness........

Cool...an endless sea of humanity wearing black suits with little badges that say "elder" on them looking to me as their leader.

Mezro...attention my MIB army...please empty the contents of your wallets now...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
Cool...an endless sea of humanity wearing black suits with little badges that say "elder" on them looking to me as their leader.

Mezro...attention my MIB army...please empty the contents of your wallets now...

Invasion of the pod people. Very easy to control, you see the lifeless stare in there eyes? Soon I will rule the state of Zion with my divine madness.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
[B]/B]

Yes MAX - those are the 2 guys that try to talk to me about God on the train every fucking morning.

Mezro...I tell them my God is a shaved Asian porn star...

[MAX]

I hear you Mez. At least you don't have relatives that send them to your house every couple of years trying to convert my delinquent ass.

Hey fellas, how bout a couple shots a whiskey? No? Then fuck off!!!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
I hear you Mez. At least you don't have relatives that send them to your house every couple of years trying to convert my delinquent ass.

I feel bad being rude to them. They seem like good people and all. But they keep asking me a question they already know the answer.

The best was the day I explained to them the phenomenon of a squirting female orgasm. They looked stunned, turned red...but kept listening.

Mezro...and the next thing you know guys...whoosh...a vagina fountain...and it is not piss...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
I feel bad being rude to them. They seem like good people and all. But they keep asking me a question they already know the answer.

The best was the day I explained to them the phenomenon of a squirting female orgasm. They looked stunned, turned red...but kept listening.

Mezro...and the next thing you know guys...whoosh...a vagina fountain...and it is not piss...

LMAO!!!

Yeah, my dad's entire side of the family are mormon. Good people, they just suffer from tunnel vision. I'll tell you though, back in highschool and college (before they get married and start pumpin' out a unit every nine months) mormon chicks are some of the horniest and nastiest around. I speak from experience.