In the red corner, you have charisma to burn, men want to be you, women want to fuck you, great hair, cool rock'n'roll voice, total understanding of what constitutes a party, all the best tunes, smart enough to write lyrics just the right side of dumb.
In the blue corner, you are a fat talentless tosser.
At least with Van Halen you don't have to program out the crap half of the catalogue when you play the cds .
In the blue corner, you are a fat talentless tosser.
At least with Van Halen you don't have to program out the crap half of the catalogue when you play the cds .
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