If Sammy Hagar was an Emergency Medical Technitian

[Nitro Express]

As we all know, Dave is a volunteer EMT in the greater New York City area. He's kept it low profile.

Now if Sammy was a NYC EMT, he would turn it into some VH1 special and milk his Cabo Wabo brand whenever he could.

I'm expecting to see Sammy on the Home Shopping Network or QVC soon enought with Cabo Wabo merchandise for sale. Instead of Ronco, it's Samco.

[cwsmith17]

Set it and forget it!

[UGS]

Dave's able to keep a low profile because he wants it that way.

Even if Sammy tried to stay undercover, he'd always give himself away because his ambulance would be the one always slowing down the drive-thru line at McDonalds.

[Nitro Express]

The patients would die from distress when they see some dude who should be doing childrens TV or birthday parties come to the rescue.

[Panamark]

Can you imagine being on your way to hospital, critically injured, and having Sammy telling you how Van Hagar sold 50 million more records
with him.

I would be begging for a mercy overdose of Morphine.

Nobody deserves to go through that kind of pain.

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by UGS
Even if Sammy tried to stay undercover, he'd always give himself away because his ambulance would be the one always slowing down the drive-thru line at McDonalds.

LMAO!

[cwsmith17]

Has anybody here know about Sam's Cabo Wabo tequila? Is it even any good? It's pretty damn expensive.

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Panamark
Can you imagine being on your way to hospital, critically injured, and having Sammy telling you how Van Hagar sold 50 million more records
with him.

Nah, he'd be telling you how he'd saved 50 milion more people than Dave had.

[UGS]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
Has anybody here know about Sam's Cabo Wabo tequila? Is it even any good? It's pretty damn expensive.

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[Wolverine]

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[Atomic_Rob]

He would probably put his shitty Tequila in your drip.

After 10 minutes in his care you would end up like his career...

... DEAD

[rustoffa]

He'd probably have to defibrillate himself at some point.

[cwsmith17]

UGS is a tool.

[MAX]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
Has anybody here know about Sam's Cabo Wabo tequila? Is it even any good? It's pretty damn expensive.

It's better than shit like Cuervo but it's not worth the money. Besides, who here would want to drink it or give that fat fuck some $$$ from purchasing it anyway? It might go well with a Spam enchilada though. Seriously, if you want stellar tequila go for Patron Silver. It's more expensive than Spam's swill but it's worth it if you like tequila straight.

[Nitro Express]

I like Mezcal myself. You pull one hell of a drunk on that shit.