If Sammy Hagar was an Emergency Medical Technitian

[UGS]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
UGS is a tool.

Good one, bonesmoker

btw I wasn't trying to be snarky or anything, I thought you could use that link to answer some of your questions.

You're still a bonesmoker though.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I like Mezcal myself. You pull one hell of a drunk on that shit.

Haven't had that shit since highschool. I did swallow the worm though. I didn't puke either. lol.

[Panamark]

Me and my best friend at the time shared a bottle of Mezcal, then chopped the grub in half, and had half each.


All I remember after that is us bashing the shit out of each other in
the middle of the road in the pouring rain !!

Its ok, we are still friends and cant figure that one out.
Does the grub make you want to kill your best friend ???

[rustoffa]

You know how that Mezcal shit has the funny taste?

Let me tell you, making margaritas with it doesn't help.

Not the frozen bullshit, like just Texas style.

I was thinking the stuff would be good for getting the girls drunk one evening and it turned into charcoal tasting disaster.

The only thing to do at that point was buy a shitload of winecoolers in a hurry.

[ramzini]

LMAO good thread! Sammy would love to do the EMT thing. He could give all the dudes mouth to mouth.

[Panamark]

Yes ! I could see Spammy yelling, "Its snakebite of the
penis", "Everyone stand aside Im gonna suck the poison out !!!"

[UNCLAX72]

i wouldnt want to be in his ambulance
i think id eat teh bullet when i see spammy

[cwsmith17]

"Snake bite of the penis." LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!