I heard Mikey fucked Sammy in the ass!

[WARF]

OINK! OINK! OINK!

Cuz we belong in a world that must be strong!!!!!

I swear to fucking god, I could have taken another four month break from the internet, and I still wouldn't have missed a fucking thing... make that another four fucking years!!!

So what the fuck's up my niggaz, and nigglettes?!?!!

What is the ground breaking news in DLR LAND this week?

I'm still waiting for my fucking 1998 DLR Band CD... FROM 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!

BUT I FORGOT TO SEND IN MY 5 PROOFS OF PURCHASE.... TO EGGO WAFFLES!!!!!!!!

C'mon you fuckin' mullet wearin' trailer park mofos... what the fuck has happened in the last few months since my hiatus.... Did Eddie appear on a fucking Valerie lifetime special?!?!

Is David Lee Roth's ANAL HAIRS RECEEDING YET?!?!?!

Is there a SUBWAY sub named after Sammy Hagar?!?!?!!?!

WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT!!!!

THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK MY ASS!!!!!

SEE YA IN ANOTHER FEW MONTHS!!!!

WHEN THEY FIND OUT... THE DUDE ON THE COVER OF 5150.... IS NOW HOLDING UP EDDIE VAN HALEN'S LEFT TESTICLE!!!!!!!!!

[shaggydoo]

Originally posted by WARF
I heard Mikey fucked Sammy in the ass!

OINK! OINK! OINK!

Hey WARF, obviously your absence from the internet was a little too long since ya got that wrong. Mikey didn't fuck Sammy in the ass, he crawled all the way in after kissing his butt! Now when Sammy opens his mouth to sing ya can hear Mikey playing bass instead, which should be an improvement.

[Panamark]

You only just heard that Mikey Fucked Sammy in the ass ???
You sure its only four months you been away ?
Most folks around here have known this unsavoury truth for
at least a year !

[ritetoolforjob]

I HEARD DAVE WOULD BLOW THE BAND TO GET TO BE BACK IN.

[MAX]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I HEARD DAVE WOULD BLOW THE BAND TO GET TO BE BACK IN.

Yes, indeed you are a tool. Now, tell your story walkin' cos nobody is interested in your silly little gay rants. Capiche Tool?

Run along........

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I HEARD DAVE WOULD BLOW THE BAND TO GET TO BE BACK IN.

Sammy would blow the band even if he wasn't gonna get back in.

The so called "band" are currently doing a whole lot of jack-shit, you fucking cock-juggler. Dave has been working his has off lately and continuing to make the "band" look like a pack of whinging bitches.

If the "band" knew what was good for them, they'd be all over Dave's cock, begging him to come back. Sadly, they havn't the faintest idea what is good for them.

[Panamark]

Sammy was sucking cock via video clips long before his candlelight dinner with Alice.

Did anyone else have the misfortune to see that crap ?? It was like
Sammy practically begging to come back...

[Nitro Express]

That hot sauce Mike bottles comes straight from Sammy's bunghole.

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by WARF
OINK! OINK! OINK!

Cuz we belong in a world that must be strong!!!!!

I swear to fucking god, I could have taken another four month break from the internet, and I still wouldn't have missed a fucking thing... make that another four fucking years!!!

So what the fuck's up my niggaz, and nigglettes?!?!!

What is the ground breaking news in DLR LAND this week?

I'm still waiting for my fucking 1998 DLR Band CD... FROM 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!

BUT I FORGOT TO SEND IN MY 5 PROOFS OF PURCHASE.... TO EGGO WAFFLES!!!!!!!!

C'mon you fuckin' mullet wearin' trailer park mofos... what the fuck has happened in the last few months since my hiatus.... Did Eddie appear on a fucking Valerie lifetime special?!?!

Is David Lee Roth's ANAL HAIRS RECEEDING YET?!?!?!

Is there a SUBWAY sub named after Sammy Hagar?!?!?!!?!

WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT!!!!

THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK MY ASS!!!!!

SEE YA IN ANOTHER FEW MONTHS!!!!

WHEN THEY FIND OUT... THE DUDE ON THE COVER OF 5150.... IS NOW HOLDING UP EDDIE VAN HALEN'S LEFT TESTICLE!!!!!!!!!

WARF, you sick freak, how you been? Good to see you!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I WOULD BLOW THE BAND IF THEY'D LET ME BACK STAGE!

[ritetoolforjob]

dave would suck the booze out of eddie's piss and let eddie drink it to get back in the band. oh, he would blow al too.

[Wawazat]

[binnie]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
dave would suck the booze out of eddie's piss and let eddie drink it to get back in the band. oh, he would blow al too.

God you're like AIDS, spoiling everyone's fun.....

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
dave would suck the booze out of eddie's piss and let eddie drink it to get back in the band. oh, he would blow al too.

Damn, Tool..........you visit us here so much, it's got to be LOVE!

Did it turn out that you became SAM's sloppy seconds? Jilted Lover? Did SAM get the gold mine...and you got the SHAFT???

C'mon....you are swept in love with ROTH and ya know it!

No one betrays their lover (SAM) and visits the mistress as much as you come around here.....you are one consistent mistress.

We know what's up. It's too bad....NEITHER Dave or us want your Pootang ass! Apparently SAM is done with yours too

LOL!!!!!!

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
My head... oh, my head... feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers Society at Cambridge. I misheard the rules and tried to push a whole aubergine up my earhole.

I've just been hearing about your work in Taunton. Imagine that - every single person in the village having an affair with the same duck.