OINK! OINK! OINK!
Cuz we belong in a world that must be strong!!!!!
I swear to fucking god, I could have taken another four month break from the internet, and I still wouldn't have missed a fucking thing... make that another four fucking years!!!
So what the fuck's up my niggaz, and nigglettes?!?!!
What is the ground breaking news in DLR LAND this week?
I'm still waiting for my fucking 1998 DLR Band CD... FROM 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!
BUT I FORGOT TO SEND IN MY 5 PROOFS OF PURCHASE.... TO EGGO WAFFLES!!!!!!!!
C'mon you fuckin' mullet wearin' trailer park mofos... what the fuck has happened in the last few months since my hiatus.... Did Eddie appear on a fucking Valerie lifetime special?!?!
Is David Lee Roth's ANAL HAIRS RECEEDING YET?!?!?!
Is there a SUBWAY sub named after Sammy Hagar?!?!?!!?!
WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT!!!!
THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK MY ASS!!!!!
SEE YA IN ANOTHER FEW MONTHS!!!!
WHEN THEY FIND OUT... THE DUDE ON THE COVER OF 5150.... IS NOW HOLDING UP EDDIE VAN HALEN'S LEFT TESTICLE!!!!!!!!!
Cuz we belong in a world that must be strong!!!!!
I swear to fucking god, I could have taken another four month break from the internet, and I still wouldn't have missed a fucking thing... make that another four fucking years!!!
So what the fuck's up my niggaz, and nigglettes?!?!!
What is the ground breaking news in DLR LAND this week?
I'm still waiting for my fucking 1998 DLR Band CD... FROM 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!
BUT I FORGOT TO SEND IN MY 5 PROOFS OF PURCHASE.... TO EGGO WAFFLES!!!!!!!!
C'mon you fuckin' mullet wearin' trailer park mofos... what the fuck has happened in the last few months since my hiatus.... Did Eddie appear on a fucking Valerie lifetime special?!?!
Is David Lee Roth's ANAL HAIRS RECEEDING YET?!?!?!
Is there a SUBWAY sub named after Sammy Hagar?!?!?!!?!
WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT!!!!
THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK MY ASS!!!!!
SEE YA IN ANOTHER FEW MONTHS!!!!
WHEN THEY FIND OUT... THE DUDE ON THE COVER OF 5150.... IS NOW HOLDING UP EDDIE VAN HALEN'S LEFT TESTICLE!!!!!!!!!
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