How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

[Dave's PA Rental]

I cant take credit for making this up...it's making its way around to some other message boards that I frequent, and some of the responses are just 'piss-your-pants-funny'...

Here goes:

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

[rustoffa]

Jacko's demise!

[Dave's PA Rental]

I don't know...I think I could take out 4-5 of them with each clubbing-swing of my right arm...

[Dan]

Bull-Rush,is the game the kids play at School when I was a kid.One kid in the middle and the rest running to get to the other side without being dropped.

I'm going to say 4 and I'm going to have alot of energy drinks before the Match.

[GAR]

Gimmee 1 roll of duct tape and a wood chipper, and I promise you'll have no more of that nasty "alimony" problem. That's what this is all about, right? These are your kids?

[DeadOrAlive]

LOL good one GAR!!! you get a vote for that!!

[bueno bob]

Re: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
I cant take credit for making this up...it's making its way around to some other message boards that I frequent, and some of the responses are just 'piss-your-pants-funny'...

Here goes:

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

All of 'em. I was a substitute kindergarten teacher for a while, remember, so I oughta know.

[Figs]

47, mainly 'cause i'd be wearing a cup......

[MAX]

Jeesh,

I dunno and wouldn't underestimate the little shits. Any of you who've had a birthday party with a bunch of five year olds running around your house knows exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. It's like a bus pulls up, drops off a bunch of midget rodeo clowns on acid and they're everywhere and into everything. They puke, shit their pants, break shit and then leave. I dunno how to describe it? It's like having a bunch of drunken monkeys running around the place and you cannot catch them. I'd prolly be destroyed fo sho.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
Jeesh,

I dunno and wouldn't underestimate the little shits. Any of you who've had a birthday party with a bunch of five year olds running around your house knows exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. It's like a bus pulls up, drops off a bunch of midget rodeo clowns on acid and they're everywhere and into everything. They puke, shit their pants, break shit and then leave. I dunno how to describe it? It's like having a bunch of drunken monkeys running around the place and you cannot catch them. I'd prolly be destroyed fo sho.

TRANSLATION: MAX made them all take off their shirts and painted their nipples blue and made them all call him a bitch.

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
TRANSLATION: MAX made them all take off their shirts and painted their nipples blue and made them all call him a bitch.

Fuck you!!! LOL!!!

AP, ever since I started picking on Carmine you've become his antithesis and are taking out his vengence upon me.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Jeesh,

I dunno and wouldn't underestimate the little shits. Any of you who've had a birthday party with a bunch of five year olds running around your house knows exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. It's like a bus pulls up, drops off a bunch of midget rodeo clowns on acid and they're everywhere and into everything. They puke, shit their pants, break shit and then leave. I dunno how to describe it? It's like having a bunch of drunken monkeys running around the place and you cannot catch them. I'd prolly be destroyed fo sho.

I know what you mean Max,Welcome to The Zoo.My Sister's kids are like that,they wear me out jumping on me,the name calling,be afraid people.They are all A.D.D..I go Home and I want to lay on the floor and cry.No just joking about crying.

[Jesterstar]

I would not stop untill every 5 year old was bleeding from the ears.

[bueno bob]

On a serious note, I'm going to guess I could probably go through, say....according to the parameters of the fight....8 or 9 before I couldn't continue. And to get that far, I'd have to use all of my old boxing, wrestling, martial arts background and military hand to hand knowledge, but I have to rightly balance it out against being REALLY out of shape and a fairly heavy smoker.

8 or 9 tops, and I'd have to work QUICK so that they went down quickly to get that far.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
Fuck you!!! LOL!!!

AP, ever since I started picking on Carmine you've become his antithesis and are taking out his vengence upon me.

yes...it's almost like I'm alias...

ah, but I've already said too much...