How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

[rustoffa]

The ritalin factor is nothing to scoff at.

You could always bust out a battle mace and a pop-rocks grenade launcher.

Fuck, they outlawed that pop rocks stuff.

Maybe a Pixy Stix bazooka? Is that still on the market?

[MAX]

Stoff brings up some good points. What if the kids are all wired up on sugar!!! :eek:

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by GAR
Gimmee 1 roll of duct tape and a wood chipper, and I promise you'll have no more of that nasty "alimony" problem. That's what this is all about, right? These are your kids?

lol.........

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You have the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip.

Believe me Bob, I'VE got the "KUNG-FU GRIP"!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
Stoff brings up some good points. What if the kids are all wired up on sugar!!! :eek:

Ritalin!

You exploit THAT with a huge sugar overload.

They'd probably turn on themselves or start tearing the gym up, then you just bash 'em with the mace!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
Believe me Bob, I'VE got the "KUNG-FU GRIP"!!!

So you spank....... How many times a day? :p

[Matt White]

You try livin' out in the fuckin' woods!!!

[MAX]

Shit, I live in Suburbia, U.S.A. and my "maximus" is my best friend. lol.

[Panamark]

Are you allowed to dress like Barney ?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Are you allowed to dress like Barney ?

Sounds kinky Mark, do you dress like that for Mary? :p

[Roguesgirl]

If you give them a mouthful of poprocks with a Pepsi chaser, they might be dazed for a few.

But you need to move swiftly because when they come around they'll be wired and pissed off.

[SweetSecrets]

From a teacher's perspective.....

I honestly feel like this alot. Kids are smarter than you think. I have been at the Uni. for five years now learning the psychology of their little brains....and they STILL get the best of me sometimes!

[75 cent]

Most five year olds in my hood are packin' heat know what I'm sayin'?
I ain't touchin that!! Shiiiiit!!!

[FORD]

The solution is simple:

1) 5 alarm chili for dinner the night before the battle. Make sure there's lots of onions and peppers in it, and no disrespect to Texas purists, but this kind definitely needs beans. Wash it down with a healthy dose of beer.

2) Eat some more for breakfast if you really want to arm yourself well.

3) Gas the little bastards