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  • The Scatologist
    Sniper
    • Jan 2005
    • 932

    Did someone from the army write this?

    An analysis of the careers of David Lee Roth, done with a comical slant.



    That guy deserves a pat on the back.
    The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

    -TheSmokingGun.com
  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22830

    #2
    Good read.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • DaLeeRo
      Roadie
      • Mar 2005
      • 117

      #3
      I don't know who is writed that, but if he is here, he really deservs a pat on his back!


      Thanks Scatologist, that was very educating!

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      • DrMaddVibe
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6659

        #4
        This has been posted before.
        http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
        http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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        • canadiandlrgirl
          Full Member Status

          • May 2005
          • 3607

          #5
          i've read that before that is pretty interesting.....awesome find!!!

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          • academic punk
            Full Member Status

            • Dec 2004
            • 4437

            #6
            that would be me who had previously posted that....i love that piece!

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            • Terry
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11956

              #7
              Brilliant, Gonzoesque critique of Roth from then to today. Thanks for posting it!
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21838

                #8
                Yeah...great read.

                No fucking shit that he is the modern day version of Al Jolsen.

                I mean, even some of his outfits in his videos remind me of Jolsen. That game show host kinda look.

                Fucking Dave is unique. Some folks love him, some folks don't, but he is fucking unique!

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                • diamondsgirl
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7550

                  #9
                  I read that when AP posted a while back and printed it and passed it around to some friends.

                  Good stuff.

                  He is an interesting motherfucker.
                  “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                  • Redballjets88
                    Full Member Status

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 4454

                    #10
                    dave does it all
                    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                    hopefully God will ressurect you

                    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                    • Figs
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2904

                      #11
                      Re: Did someone from the army write this?

                      Originally posted by The Scatologist
                      Did someone from the army write this?


                      no

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                      • Jurak
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 607

                        #12
                        The various Highs and Lows of Dave's Solo Career have already been well documented - Let's just point out that his Highs - Dave's first solo album "Eat Em And Smile", better than anything Van Halen recorded without Dave and better than a lot of what Van Halen recorded with Dave on top o' that! - have been Right Up There with anybody else's and his Lows have never been even close to all the way down there with Stevie Nicks singing "Silent Night" or The Pogues singing . . . Aw, Hell, The Pogues singing anything! But - Now that a few years have gone by and we can all look back on it and laugh - How about that one tour when Dave had Giant Satan Statues onstage squirting Jack Daniels into the crowd through Giant Satan Dicks? Even Gene Simmons cringed when he heard about that!
                        That musta been some show!
                        "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
                        That is all.
                        Icon.



                        "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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                        • Foozwah
                          Roadie
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 196

                          #13
                          Never saw that piece before. Nice one.

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                          • Vinnie Velvet
                            Full Member Status

                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4579

                            #14
                            Great read.

                            Someone who actually "gets" the gospel of Roth.
                            =V V=
                            ole No.1 The finest
                            EAT US AND SMILE

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                            • Jano
                              Commando
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1025

                              #15
                              Great read thank you!
                              little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
                              http://deliajolie.spaces.live.com/

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