Make up your own Sammy lyrics!!!

[SweetSecrets]

(Panamark gave me the idea for this thread. He's really good at making fun of Sammy lyrics. I want to see what you guys can come up with! Can't be TOO hard!)

Make up your Sammy lyrics!!! What will be the Sammy song the sheep will love next?

The only rules are:

1) They MUST sound like something Sammy would write...simple lyrics about cheezy stuff like dreams, heaven, standing on top of the world, and showing Eddie and Mikey a REALLY good time.

2) Provide a short description of Eddie's "new age" guitar solo

2) Provide the time frame it took to come up with such shity and simplistic lyrics, and contemplate how stupid the music industry is to pay someone millions of dollars to write lyrics like these.

3) Make sure you give them appropriate credits at the end

Okay....here's mine...
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HEAVENS WAITING

"Oh yea heaven's waiting
My heart is anticipating...
Time can't pass us by..
As long as we know how to fly...

Fly away to a special place
Where we can escape without a trace.
Oh yea!!

Take my hand....
Life is fun with a band.

Wooo Hooo !

Bridge: Shine on ! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On ! YEA YEEA! Shine On!

(Eddie's shitty wolfy solo here....no drills on this one...he play it with one finger up his butt)

Oh yea heaven's waiting
Take my hand
Take my hand
Shine On!

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TIME FRAME: 3 minutes
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lyrics by Spammy Hagar
music by the very old Eddie and Alex Van Halen
Eddie and Sammy's personal ass wiper: Michael Anthony

[academic punk]

Oh, baby
Yeah
Baaaaby
You make my heartlight shine
You let me know what's mine all mine
You're more like tequila than wine
But only time will tell if it's 3-6-9 time

UH!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Verse: You believe that my face is crimson red
All the time because of constipation - no!
It's how I get me drunk and overfed
That gives me that ruddy swine's complexion - oh!

Bridge: Oh yeah! Owowow! It's got what it takes, yeah!
Ow! Yeah, oh! Bake me two more steaks, ow! (baby)

Chorus: Spread your wings babe and gimme five
You see I can't drive anymore
Coz I'm way over fifty-five (baby)
And even more sloshed than a boar (yeah!)

Etc.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Um....lets see.....what else rhymes with "jive"?

[mattiew23m]

Face Down

White Sand
Some call it the promise land
Hot Damn
I call it cabo
Woo!
Redheads, its a lovefest
A conquest
just south of the border
woo!


Chorus:
Let me take you down
Mikey you around?
Let me take you down
We'll all be kissing the ground
Face down!
Wooooooooooooo

I Can Feel It

Love comes to me
Like a clock tells time
Are hearts beat as one
Staring at the sun

But can you feel it now?
came together somehow
Come on! yeaaaaaaaaaaa!
I can feel it
I can feel our love

hahahhahahhaa too funny

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Man, if I had a doller for every bad song that rhymes "waiting" and "anticipating". I can imagine Sammy doing it though!

Great thread Secrets! I'll try and come up with something later.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by mattiew23m

Chorus:
Let me take you down
Mikey you around?
Let me take you down
We'll all be kissing the ground
Face down!
Wooooooooooooo

That aint no jive!

[Panamark]

Im in love, and all that jive
Is it love, am I alive
I know its got to be love this time,
its love time, this time, my time.

Baby Baby its love first degree
Im sure you agree, I agree we agree
thats its love and its free
for the love of my jivin baby its me.

Run Run Run away
So fast Im Running off the track
Its love into overdrive
got to get back get back oh Im back..

Higher and Higher, so high we will fly
flyin away as we fly to the sky
into the sky yes we fly to the sky
Im loving you baby, baby lets fly

Let the Love flow in
Cause its love lets begin
to Love with our Love, Im jivin within
Can you feel the love, yes its loving within
dont run run away with my loving again.

LOVE yes its LOVE, my dreamin is LOVE !
Can you tell that its love, cos I know that its love

Baby Baby Baby its LOVE !!

(Slow EVH Synth progression)

Baby Baby Baby its LOVE !!

(another slow EVH synth progression)

Baby Baby Baby its LOVE !!


Repeat and Fade...


There ya go Spamsters, dont say I dont do anything for ya !!

Thats a Van Hagar hit if Ive ever seen one !!

[mattiew23m]

yes, and in the words of spammy "oooh i'm gettin' goose bumps" I think this guys says this about every song he writes. Wait let me rephrase that. I think IT say's that about every song he writes. Its 5:00 am sammy is probably up for breakfast.. LOL Hey Kari Hagar.. Spend one night with dave. Ya know what they say, once you go dave, things will change. Hey sammy, you won't even need to write a song about it. Maybe it already happened. Didn't you wrtie a song called, "things have changed." Ooooh shit wait a minute that was Jesse Harms that wrote that tune. Shit. He must of caught your wife in the back of dave's tour bus, and wrote about it. Then he made you sing about it too, because he realized you were such a dick to your bandmates, by letting them hang to dry while you tried to see if the van hagar thing worked. So, he wrote a song about dave fucking your wife, and how "things have changed" and then he quit your stupid ass band. BTW speaking of jesse harms. Jesse is actually a pretty cool guy. Jesse actually had the pleasure of chillin' and talking with dave during the sam and dave tour. No ill feelings between the two, they've actually worked together Micheal Anthony chilled with dave too. Sorry, you didn't get invited sam. But, hey they didn't know if you were a chick or a dude. Ok, i'm tired. I could go on a sammy bash all night



ROTH ON!

[bueno bob]

Here's my Sammy song:

"I know I want you baby
You know you drive me crazy
When you get up in the morning
My day just won't be boring

Bridge:
Ooh, don't you feel my love
Don't it fit like a glove

I used to be without ya
My life was full of jive
But now that I felt your love
Ya know I feel alive

I used to be without ya
And baby, that's no lie
But then ya made me breakfast
And it made me high

Chorus:
You're gonna make me breakfast
I'm gonna give you love
I'm markin' off the checklist
Don't give me the shove

Solo Guitar Break:

Impromptu Vocals:
Oh yeah
Unh
Give it to me
Easy up, now
Yeah
Alright
Unh
Take it on deep
Oh baby
Hey, come on now
Yeah
Unh
Oh yeah
That's it
Unh
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Owwww!
Yeah honey
That's the ticket
RIGHT NOW!!!

Repeat Chorus:

You're gonna make me breakfast
I'm gonna give you love
I'm markin' off the checklist
Don't give me the shove (3x)"

Words: Samuel Roy Hagar
Music: Samuel Roy Hagar

(p)(c) Fuckass music

All copyright infrigement will lead you to a fate of eternal buttfucking by Samuel Roy Hagar in the 9th ring of Hell. All rights reserved.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by bueno bob

Impromptu Vocals:
Oh yeah
Unh
Give it to me
Easy up, now
Yeah
Alright
Unh
Take it on deep
Oh baby
Hey, come on now
Yeah
Unh
Oh yeah
That's it
Unh
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Owwww!
Yeah honey
That's the ticket
RIGHT NOW!!!

Repeat Chorus:

"Wax it on down now"

[Shaun Ponsonby]

One Night With Mike

VERSE 1
I'm such a hypocrit, and everyone agrees
I have some Cabo Wabo, and I am diseased
I got my Cabo Wabo at my local store
It cost $28.99, and I got enough for my failed tour

CHORUS
Mikey, would you like to try some tequila?
All I have is Cabo, it costs $28.99 from your alcohol dealer
Mikey, I like that thing you're doing, but I think you're going too fast
Mikey, let me ram your bass up yo ass
One night with Mike, and we're forever alike

VERSE 2
(oooh)
I'm so morbidly fat, or so my wife said
(oooh)
I look like such a twat, because I dress in red
(oooh)
Why am I so fat, I wish that I was thin
(aaah)
I slag off Diamond Dave, but wish that I was him

CHORUS
Mikey, would you like to try some tequila?
(He has a lot)
All I have is Cabo, it costs $28.99 from your alcohol dealer
(My God, he never stops)
Mikey, I like that thing you're doing, but I think you're going too fast
(Don't ask)
Mikey, let me ram your (bass up yo ass)
One night with Mike, and (they're forever alike)
(Repeat chorus)

(Shitty guitar solo)

VERSE 3
(oooh)
I think we've talked enough, its time to start the love
(oooh)
Mikkey, it'll be heaven on earth, but better than above
(oooh)
I'll cum all over your face, and you can cum on mine
(aaah)
Come on Mike, let our real talents shine

(REAPEAT CHORUS UNTIL FADE)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
Oh, baby
Yeah
Baaaaby
You make my heartlight shine
You let me know what's mine all mine
You're more like tequila than wine
But only time will tell if it's 3-6-9 time

UH!!!

LOL GOOD ONE

[blueturk]

Come on baby it's time to rock
And if I had one I'd grab my cock

We're gonna rock the Cabo Wabo way
So what if I'm fat and I'm a lousy lay

I need a fucking drink
That's what I need
Come on over here
And let me plant my seed

Hey!!

That's all I could come up with right now...

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by blueturk
Come on baby it's time to rock
And if I had one I'd grab my cock

We're gonna rock the Cabo Wabo way
So what if I'm fat and I'm a lousy lay

I need a fucking drink
That's what I need
Come on over here
And let me plant my seed

Hey!!

That's all I could come up with right now...

HAHA good one..... LMFAO