(Panamark gave me the idea for this thread. He's really good at making fun of Sammy lyrics. I want to see what you guys can come up with! Can't be TOO hard!)
Make up your Sammy lyrics!!! What will be the Sammy song the sheep will love next?
The only rules are:
1) They MUST sound like something Sammy would write...simple lyrics about cheezy stuff like dreams, heaven, standing on top of the world, and showing Eddie and Mikey a REALLY good time.
2) Provide a short description of Eddie's "new age" guitar solo
2) Provide the time frame it took to come up with such shity and simplistic lyrics, and contemplate how stupid the music industry is to pay someone millions of dollars to write lyrics like these.
3) Make sure you give them appropriate credits at the end
Okay....here's mine...
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HEAVENS WAITING
"Oh yea heaven's waiting
My heart is anticipating...
Time can't pass us by..
As long as we know how to fly...
Fly away to a special place
Where we can escape without a trace.
Oh yea!!
Take my hand....
Life is fun with a band.
Wooo Hooo !
Bridge: Shine on ! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On ! YEA YEEA! Shine On!
(Eddie's shitty wolfy solo here....no drills on this one...he play it with one finger up his butt)
Oh yea heaven's waiting
Take my hand
Take my hand
Shine On!
.................................................. ..................................................
TIME FRAME: 3 minutes
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lyrics by Spammy Hagar
music by the very old Eddie and Alex Van Halen
Eddie and Sammy's personal ass wiper: Michael Anthony
Make up your Sammy lyrics!!! What will be the Sammy song the sheep will love next?
The only rules are:
1) They MUST sound like something Sammy would write...simple lyrics about cheezy stuff like dreams, heaven, standing on top of the world, and showing Eddie and Mikey a REALLY good time.
2) Provide a short description of Eddie's "new age" guitar solo
2) Provide the time frame it took to come up with such shity and simplistic lyrics, and contemplate how stupid the music industry is to pay someone millions of dollars to write lyrics like these.
3) Make sure you give them appropriate credits at the end
Okay....here's mine...
.................................................. ..................................................
HEAVENS WAITING
"Oh yea heaven's waiting
My heart is anticipating...
Time can't pass us by..
As long as we know how to fly...
Fly away to a special place
Where we can escape without a trace.
Oh yea!!
Take my hand....
Life is fun with a band.
Wooo Hooo !
Bridge: Shine on ! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On ! YEA YEEA! Shine On!
(Eddie's shitty wolfy solo here....no drills on this one...he play it with one finger up his butt)
Oh yea heaven's waiting
Take my hand
Take my hand
Shine On!
.................................................. ..................................................
TIME FRAME: 3 minutes
.................................................. ..................................................
lyrics by Spammy Hagar
music by the very old Eddie and Alex Van Halen
Eddie and Sammy's personal ass wiper: Michael Anthony
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