Formal Petition For Quizno's Boycott

[steve]

http://www.petitiononline.com/1984eeas/petition.html

We, the undersigned, hereby petition citizens worldwide to boycott The Quizno's Corporation ("TQC") and all "Quizno's" sub sandwich shops due to the introduction of their new "Cabo" chicken sub and as such, their apparent affiliation with former Van Halen replacement singer, Bette Midler stunt double, and Jimmy Buffet wannabe Sammy "Roy" Hagar.

In addition to ruining a once great band, Mr. Hagar's infamous exploits extend to the world of alcoholic beverages, where his "Cabo Wabo" brand tequila has single-handedly destroyed the reputation of the guava plant, decimating communities worldwide that depend upon its value. Hagar's various "Cabo" brand products, including but not limited to key chains, flips flops, Capri Pants For Him, cheesy love ballads, and shampoo conditioner w/ his face on the bottle, have furthermore been a marketing disaster for the resorts of Baja California that share only an unfortunate geography with the sloppy mess of a man and his nightclub, and his boundless energy sell virtually anything.

For these reasons, we encourage all to BOYCOTT ALL QUIZNO'S until the removal of all things "Cabo" from their menu.

Sincerely,
The Undersigned

[bobgnote]

Big mistake to go from fried, singing gerbils in commercial one, to Bob the baby sandwich-hole in ad series 2, to now this. SUB has good coffee, I must say.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by steve
http://www.petitiononline.com/1984eeas/petition.html

DLR_EngineRoom: I'm not really asking for a Quiznos boycott. I'm just asking to remove/ban/boycott the Cabo Wabo sandwich that you have. Why? 'Cause Uncle Sammy isn't Uncle Sam. And anything that isn't Uncle Sam, is un-american. And anything that is un-american, is dangerous to to America. And anything that is dangerous to America, is dangerous to the world. And anything that is dangerous to the world, should be boycotted from Quiznos. Defense rests your honour, no further questions. Case Dismissed.

[Brett]

Silly.

Like Quiznos gives a shit about Sammy, Dave, or Van Halen.

And the sandwich is called a "Cabo Chicken" sub, it has nothing to do with Sammy.

Maybe you guys should petition Mexico to rename Cabo San Lucas to something else as well.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Brett


Maybe you guys should petition Mexico to rename Cabo San Lucas to something else as well.

like Club Dave, perhaps

[WARF]

Originally posted by Brett
Silly.

Like Quiznos gives a shit about Sammy, Dave, or Van Halen.

And the sandwich is called a "Cabo Chicken" sub, it has nothing to do with Sammy.

Maybe you guys should petition Mexico to rename Cabo San Lucas to something else as well.

LMFAO!!!!

BRETT WIT DA FUNNIES!!!!

[thome]

Originally posted by Brett
Silly.

Like Quiznos gives a shit about Sammy, Dave, or Van Halen.

And the sandwich is called a "Cabo Chicken" sub, it has nothing to do with Sammy.

Maybe you guys should petition Mexico to rename Cabo San Lucas to something else as well.

You tellin ME they named a CITY IN MEXICO after Sammy Hagars tequila !@*^%#*%^%%!!!????? those bastards!

Im boycotting mexico!!....Damn the humanity!!!

[WARF]

My dream is now a reality!


SIGN THE PETITION!

EVEN IF IT'S BULLSHIT! LOL

[bantonelli]

I'm loving it....CLUB DAVE....New name for Cabo San Lucas as well as Quizno's or Subway's New 15 inch Club Sandwich of a Meat Lovers Paradise...minus the Pork since DLR is Jewish....

Lunch Hour will never be the same! So long Burger King Whopper!

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
like Club Dave, perhaps

HA HA HA HA

[steve]

Originally posted by Brett
Silly.

Like Quiznos gives a shit about Sammy, Dave, or Van Halen.

And the sandwich is called a "Cabo Chicken" sub, it has nothing to do with Sammy.

Maybe you guys should petition Mexico to rename Cabo San Lucas to something else as well.

To say it's not funny is one thing, but to address my petition seriously is just plain MAD.

Roth on.

[SammySucks1984]

Theyre advertising it on tv now

[Hardrock69]

**HURL**

Someone could start a vicious internet rumour, such as the Chickens being raised for slaughter are subjected to inhumane amounts of van hagar music.

Or the seasoning is actually from a bucket of pee that the employees use.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by Brett
Silly.

Like Quiznos gives a shit about Sammy, Dave, or Van Halen.

And the sandwich is called a "Cabo Chicken" sub, it has nothing to do with Sammy.

Maybe you guys should petition Mexico to rename Cabo San Lucas to something else as well.

Maybe you should start a website that worships Spammy's Cabo Cock? You could call it the Links, or some shit like that.

Roth On Emperor!

[ELVIS]

I've never had a quiz no...