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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5423

    Song List For My Wedding

    Ok gang.
    I am getting married in San Antonio on May 8th.
    bachleor Party is the day before. Strip Clubs.. 40's, blunts.. bitches.
    For those that are in the San Antonio area that want to attend PM me and I will send you a wedding invite. If I don't know who you are.. don't PM me. Dr Love should be attending.. we will see.

    Anyways.. back to the wedding.
    I have been seeing this girl, who is also a active duty ARMY Officer (Registered Nurse) for 2 years now.
    She is a tad bit younger than me.
    I am 32, she is 24. I can't help it, my game with the ladies is tight.
    When I met her I was 30 and she was 22... and she has never heard of Van Halen or David Lee Roth. She was a cheerleader in college (Seton Hall) and she says that once they did a cheer to JUMP.. but that is the only song that she ever heard from VH/DLR.
    She didn't even know Jump was a VH song until I played it.
    So.. for the last 2 years I have been giving her a musical lesson.
    Preaching the Van Halen gospel and condemning Hagar and The fairy to musical hell.


    The place we are getting married at is a historic hotel called "Saint Anthony's".. it's the typical historic hotel with marble floors.. etc.
    This is a traditional wedding.
    About 80 of our closest friends will be there along with a string orchestra and some other shit. I have no clue because wedding planning isn't something I do.
    Most of the people there will be under 30.
    Ok now it is time to pick the songs that will play during our reception.
    I want Van Halen represented at the wedding... the thing is.. most of Dave's songs are not fit to be played at a wedding.
    If I was a Van Hagar fan.. the choice would be easy.

    We have 3 dances.
    The dance between my wife and I.
    The dance between my wife and her father.
    The dance between my mom and I.
    Then the music plays to open dancing.

    I just can't see Michelle and her dad dancing to "Drop Dead Legs" or Hot For Teacher.

    I need some advice.
    What songs fro the VH/DLR catalog would be appropriate to play at a wedding.
    Any suggestions?
    ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
    The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

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  • Lou

    #2
    Songs like "Women In Love," "Secrets," and "In a Simple Rhyme" would be perfectly fine except you can't really dance to them. But I guess as background music you could use them and no one's gonna go, "What the hell is this?"

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35192

      #3
      We used Big Bad Bill which has perfect lyrics but it's a bit tricky to waltz too...

      I can't believe she is letting you have the bachelor party the night before...LOL!

      I've had pals where it's had to be 2 MONTHS before...

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      • Sarge
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Feb 2003
        • 5423

        #4
        Well dude my friends are all over the Unied States because I move so much with the military.. so it had to be close to the wedding date.
        I will make sure to save plenty of strength for the after reception festivities!!!
        ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
        The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

        MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
        [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35192

          #5
          I ended up drunk, naked and in a lake the night before mine but that wasn't the bachelor party, just a cry for help!

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          • Sarge
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Feb 2003
            • 5423

            #6
            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            I ended up drunk, naked and in a lake the night before mine but that wasn't the bachelor party, just a cry for help!
            DAMM DUDE!
            THe old you must have rocked!
            ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
            The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

            MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
            [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35192

              #7
              You are the third person to say that on the internet to me this week.

              Warf, Hitch and now you!

              I'm starting to get depressed here.

              It's the Seshlet...

              Cheers!

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              • High Life Man
                Commando
                • Jan 2004
                • 1286

                #8
                How about "Wait." Or isn't there a song called "Don't Do It?"



                Congrats Sarge!

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                • steve
                  Sniper
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 841

                  #9
                  Big Bad Bill is sweeet William noooow

                  married life did change him somehooooowww

                  he's the man the town used to fear,
                  now they all call him sweet papa Willie dear


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                  • Dr. Love
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7832

                    #10
                    Completely unrelated, but I favor the song "Dr. Love".
                    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                    • hitch1969©
                      Sniper
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 835

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sarge
                      Ok gang.
                      I am getting married in San Antonio on May 8th.
                      bachleor Party is the day before. Strip Clubs.. 40's, blunts.. bitches.

                      blah blah blah WORDS N STUFF

                      Any suggestions?
                      JESUS FUCKING CHRIST™, you fucking PUSSYwhipped chucklehead!!!!!

                      My suggestion is to STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DICK like Sammy FUCKING HAGAR in his Capri™ pants drinking his fucking Waboritas® and TAKE YOUR FUCKING BALLS BACK and get WAYSTED!!!!

                      uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh

                      Nah, I love ya bro. Good luck with your chick, may it last forever, and may you be happy in life.

                      I am a lover, not a dancer.... but my suggestions are:

                      1. Lose The Dress (Keep The Shoes) - you and wifey
                      2. Kama - the dad and the chick (u huh uh u hu uh kidding dude. a little Sam Hagar humor that you love)
                      2. Cant Get This Stuff No More - the dad and the chick (uh uh uh uh uuh a little incest humor that you love)
                      2. FUCK DUDE... you better go VAN HAGAR™ or VHIII ON THIS ONE!!!!
                      2. Once - VHIII - the dad and the chick.
                      3. Dance The Night Away - you and the mom

                      I hope that this helps you in your marital adventures. If you were still in Denver, I'd be there or be square. But as the great Huey Lewis tells moi, it is HIP TO BE SQUARE, so dude, BREASTS O FUCK!@!

                      I mean best of luck.

                      DUDE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???? marriage is FUCKED!!! DO you know what a legal liabilitah you are creating that day?

                      Money spent is money..... spent?

                      COME TO YOUR SENSES, MAN!!!!!

                      uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh uh u huh uh uh uh uh uhuh u hu huh

                      No dude I am kidding... I wish you the greatest happiness.

                      HAP PENIS.

                      uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u

                      I said.....

                      =40sBLUNTSnhitch's=

                      =h69=
                      ...get your hitchworld on.

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                      • kennyboy
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 475

                        #12
                        Wind Beneath My Balls
                        http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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                        • TMR

                          #13
                          Re: Song List For My Wedding

                          Congrats Sarge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          A must......Use DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY..;PURE CLASSIC ...one of my favorite VH Tunes!!
                          Another Choice .....DANCING IN THE STREETS
                          THAT"S LIFE,
                          FEEL YOUR LOVE TONIGHT (VH 1978)

                          Good Move Sarge to go for the nice younger babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





                          Originally posted by Sarge
                          Ok gang.
                          I am getting married in San Antonio on May 8th.
                          bachleor Party is the day before. Strip Clubs.. 40's, blunts.. bitches.
                          For those that are in the San Antonio area that want to attend PM me and I will send you a wedding invite. If I don't know who you are.. don't PM me. Dr Love should be attending.. we will see.

                          Anyways.. back to the wedding.
                          I have been seeing this girl, who is also a active duty ARMY Officer (Registered Nurse) for 2 years now.
                          She is a tad bit younger than me.
                          I am 32, she is 24. I can't help it, my game with the ladies is tight.
                          When I met her I was 30 and she was 22... and she has never heard of Van Halen or David Lee Roth. She was a cheerleader in college (Seton Hall) and she says that once they did a cheer to JUMP.. but that is the only song that she ever heard from VH/DLR.
                          She didn't even know Jump was a VH song until I played it.
                          So.. for the last 2 years I have been giving her a musical lesson.
                          Preaching the Van Halen gospel and condemning Hagar and The fairy to musical hell.


                          The place we are getting married at is a historic hotel called "Saint Anthony's".. it's the typical historic hotel with marble floors.. etc.
                          This is a traditional wedding.
                          About 80 of our closest friends will be there along with a string orchestra and some other shit. I have no clue because wedding planning isn't something I do.
                          Most of the people there will be under 30.
                          Ok now it is time to pick the songs that will play during our reception.
                          I want Van Halen represented at the wedding... the thing is.. most of Dave's songs are not fit to be played at a wedding.
                          If I was a Van Hagar fan.. the choice would be easy.

                          We have 3 dances.
                          The dance between my wife and I.
                          The dance between my wife and her father.
                          The dance between my mom and I.
                          Then the music plays to open dancing.

                          I just can't see Michelle and her dad dancing to "Drop Dead Legs" or Hot For Teacher.

                          I need some advice.
                          What songs fro the VH/DLR catalog would be appropriate to play at a wedding.
                          Any suggestions?

                          Comment

                          • hitch1969©
                            Sniper
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 835

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kennyboy
                            Wind Beneath My Balls
                            Wind Beneath My THINGIE™
                            ...get your hitchworld on.

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                            • flappo
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8200

                              #15
                              ..oh , i thought sarge was gay

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