I long for the good old days when the women didn't feel the need to shave their pussies. Don't get me wrong. The *SMOOTHY* has it's time and place but I still miss the fuzzy, tangled up, messy ol' dungeon.
I'm not talkin' about a landing strip or a few little pubics scattered here or there.
I'm talkin' about when you stick your head in you look like that black dude from the Mod Squad.
When you slam your face into it you come up lookin' like Billy Gibbons.
The thing is so fuckin' thick, you'd swear she was smugglin' a Chia Pet in her drawers.
And don't forget the best part. That knotted up mess will hold the most wonderful scent of a woman that just the thought of it will keep you dick hard for hours.
Do I have any followers or am I just fucked in the head?
Let's disscuss.
I'm not talkin' about a landing strip or a few little pubics scattered here or there.
I'm talkin' about when you stick your head in you look like that black dude from the Mod Squad.
When you slam your face into it you come up lookin' like Billy Gibbons.
The thing is so fuckin' thick, you'd swear she was smugglin' a Chia Pet in her drawers.
And don't forget the best part. That knotted up mess will hold the most wonderful scent of a woman that just the thought of it will keep you dick hard for hours.
Do I have any followers or am I just fucked in the head?
Let's disscuss.
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