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You know what men? We all know how cool it would be to be a fly on the wall watching a woman trim her hedge. But how fuckin' hilarious would it by to watch her try to crop the inside of her asscheeks???
I mean, she'd have to be a contorsionist. Lefthand, then righthand. Straight, then curve. Lookin' down, then in the mirror. Easy around the 'roids, etc...
That's where I would come in.
I think I just found my calling!!
I mean, she'd have to be a contorsionist. Lefthand, then righthand. Straight, then curve. Lookin' down, then in the mirror. Easy around the 'roids, etc...
That's where I would come in.
I think I just found my calling!!
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