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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

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    • Jan 2004
    • 12995

    ALinChainz Christmas Ditty - Happy Holidays Army!!!

    Originally posted by ALinChainz
    The night before Christmas, and at the Army of Roth,
    There is no Santa, no one aloud in any RED CLOTH.

    We gather round the Army tree and the presents that are under,
    one of them for sure is the freshly kicked ass of THUNDER.

    No Katy or Fab, or none of her crew,
    and none of their bullshit, that just wont do.

    The best present of all is obviously the site,
    Which is home to all of us, all day and into the night.

    Right before Santa, and after giving thanks,
    We need to scroll down, and give shouts out through the ranks.

    It all has to start with the officers in charge,
    And here late in the year, we welcome back Sarge.

    From Brownsound and conmee, POJO and Mezro,
    What they say goes, no matter who says so.

    Gotta mention The Franchise Playa when talkin’ bout brass,
    No doubt that the legend number 2 kicks some ass.

    Absent but not forgotten, and what are the chances,
    They’re still honeymooning, P-Mark and Mary Frances.

    With all the owning that goes on, that sooner or later,
    The joint would have to make MAX its resident “Gladiator”.

    7884, rustoffa, WARF, and Dave’s PA Rental,
    Keep Main clean and the red rockers from being mental.

    Tunes, tits ‘n’ ass, from bootlegs to pics,
    Cato and Warham make we have them and without DICKS.

    In the Front Line, Dr. Love, ELVIS, and FORD,
    Keep the political know-it-alls from getting bored.

    Natra in Albums and ALLY in NON,
    While Matt White rules Gear Street with The Don.

    The DMs keep the Hitchworld Dump from going stale,
    flappo, Golden Awe, REV, and the missing Grimsdale.

    The House of Music, from Phoenix and Badguy,
    They’ll tell you it’s good or it sucks, and WHY.

    VA Beach, AL, and the freaks of the Locker Room,
    decide what sports stay and what gets the broom.

    Rikk and the Pen Admins sheer all Sheep,
    Use them and abuse them, make them feel cheap.

    All newbies are greeted by Lounge and Nick,
    And can spot a Hagarita or alias lightning quick.

    Some of the ladies … DG, NG, BG and CG,
    Army babes so hot, your monitor needs a squeegee.

    Most apologies to anyone I missed,
    I know were it me, I would be PISSED.

    Celebrate classic Van Halen and David Lee Roth,
    We all may be different, but from the same cloth.

    So the night before Christmas, and drunk all the while,
    From the Army to you … Eat Us and Smile.
    Nice one Al.

    WARF, where are yours? :confused:

    Merry MaXmas to you all. lol
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15320

    #2
    Fucking kiss ass AL!

    I'm not sure if this was intentional or not... but the first Christmas EUAS celebrated... and this was even before my time... Pojo and the gang did the "The Night before xmas thread".

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    • ALinChainz
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12092

      #3
      Completely unintentional and innocent or any foresight.

      Had a few drinks ...

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      • ALinChainz
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12092

        #4
        Wasn't enough edge to it.

        Should have had where some mods had to pull Thunder off humping a plastic reindeer in the yard.

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        • rustoffa
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8959

          #5
          Thudner, the girl-clothed lame queer
          sucks alot of nasty hose.
          And if you ever saw him,
          you would even say this blows.

          All of the other lame queers
          used to laugh and call him names.
          They never let poor Thudner
          join in any lame queer games.

          Then one foggy Christmas Eve
          Ritetool came to say:
          "Thudner with your clothes so bright,
          won't you suck my dick tonight?"

          Then all the lame queers loved him
          as they shouted out with glee,
          Thudner the girl-clothed lame queer,
          you'll go down on our pee-pees'!

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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

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            • Jan 2004
            • 12995

            #6
            Hey, I suck with lyrics. However, I just came up with this and wanted to add it. lol

            Fuck, still better than anything The Chedd Rocker has ever written, no? lol

            Hagar's nuts sucking in Edward's open mouth,
            Michael Anthony dripping brown from his nose,
            Van Hagar ballads being sung by Up Front Fanatics,
            And sheep dressed up like Wabozos...

            Everybody knows the cheddar and some Cabo Wabo,
            Help to make the capri's tight.
            Mindless trolls with their thighs all acellulite,
            Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

            They know that EUAS 'tis on it's way;
            They've loaded lots of wool and sheers on their sleigh.
            And every Hagar fan 'tis going to cry,
            To see if eagles really know how to fly.

            And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
            To sheep with IQ's from fifty one to to fifty two,
            Although its been said many times, many ways,
            A very Merry MaXmas to you...
            Last edited by MAX; 12-25-2005, 10:37 PM.
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • MAX
              Rotharmy Gladiator

              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12995

              #7
              Has anyone done a "Little Drummer Boy" one yet?

              Fuck, imagine the possibilities?

              Alex, "Hump a big bum..." "Hump a bbbbbumm..... Until I cum..."

              WARF? FORD? Anyone???
              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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              • ALinChainz
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12092

                #8
                Ahhh ... The Roth Army and the holidays ...

                :bottle:

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15320

                  #9
                  I'll do it

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                  • WARF
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 15320

                    #10
                    Little Gary Boy

                    Cum Ed told me, in my ba bum bum bum bum Ray Danniels put him up to III, pa rum pum pum pum
                    Like Sammy he tries to sing, pa rum pum pum pum
                    Where is the brownsound our king? pa rum pum pum pum,
                    rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

                    Mike Posts productions sounds flat, pa rum pum pum pum,
                    Alex's drums sound like shit pa rum pum pum pum

                    Why did that fag take the stage?, pa rum pum pum pum
                    I heard Dave fucked Alex's wife, pa rum pum pum pum
                    I saw Valerie in redbook magazine, pa rum pum pum pum
                    She's a washed up cunt, ca cunt cunt cunt cunt
                    cunt cunt cunt cunt , cunt cunt cunt cunt

                    Can I shove my guitar up your ass on MTV's ten spot, pa rum pum pum pum,
                    In Gary's Bum

                    Ed's drivin' drunk in a golf cart again, pa rum pum pum pum
                    Smokin' cigarettes with cancer, pa rum pum pum pum
                    He's a fucking washed up piece of shit, pa rum pum pum pum
                    He looks like Mr. Furley too, pa rum pum pum pum,
                    rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

                    Then he fired me, pa rum pum pum pum
                    Ed and Gary's bum

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                    • MAX
                      Rotharmy Gladiator

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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12995

                      #11
                      Hahahahahahaha!!!

                      MORE!!! MORE!!!
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • WARF
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 15320

                        #12
                        Red, Black & White Christmas

                        I'm dreaming of a Red, Black and White Christmas
                        Just like the ones I used to know.
                        When Dave's buttless chaps glistened,
                        And Women And Children First we listened
                        Back when the band sniffed alot of snow.
                        I'm dreaming of a Red, Black and White Christmas
                        With every passing year for the reunion I wait.
                        Cuz it's Sammy Hagar I hate
                        And may all your Christmases be Red, Black and White

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                        • MAX
                          Rotharmy Gladiator

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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12995

                          #13
                          Are you just making these up or are they oldies but goodies?

                          Regardless, they're classic and should prolly be posted in the UFF thread... For old times sake, you know?

                          Plus, we gotta whole lotta Rothin' comin' up in 2006.

                          'Tis EUAS time - The New Generation

                          We should deck their balls with Roth's glory!!! Fa la la la la la lalala
                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                          • ALinChainz
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                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12092

                            #14
                            WARF UNLEASHED!

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                            • MAX
                              Rotharmy Gladiator

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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12995

                              #15
                              Unleash Hell!!!
                              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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