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Sammy Got Ran Over By A Reindeer
Sammy got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from cabo Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Van Hagar,
But as for Brett and seenbad, they believe.
Sam's been drinkin' too much Cabo Wabo,
And Mikey begged him not to go.
But he left his Ronald McDonald sandals,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There was "5150" logo on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Cum stains on his back.
(Chorus 2X)
Now we're all so proud of Eddie,
He's been takin' this so well.
Seen him dressed up as hobo at NAMM,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards and eating ham.
It's not Christmas without Sammy.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should they hire another singer, or hire David back?
(Chorus 2x)
(Eddie Solo)
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a big bright yellow candle
That would have just matched the hair in David's wig.
I've warned all of ddlr.com and my neighbors.
"Sammy would have made a much better fidler!"
Cuz They should've never gave a license,
To a man who can't drive 55 and looks like Bette Midler."
Sammy got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from cabo Christmas Eve.
(Minding his own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Van Hagar,
(What do you mean there's no Van Hagar?)
But as for Brett and Seenbad, they believe.
Sammy Got Ran Over By A Reindeer
Sammy got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from cabo Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Van Hagar,
But as for Brett and seenbad, they believe.
Sam's been drinkin' too much Cabo Wabo,
And Mikey begged him not to go.
But he left his Ronald McDonald sandals,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There was "5150" logo on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Cum stains on his back.
(Chorus 2X)
Now we're all so proud of Eddie,
He's been takin' this so well.
Seen him dressed up as hobo at NAMM,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards and eating ham.
It's not Christmas without Sammy.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should they hire another singer, or hire David back?
(Chorus 2x)
(Eddie Solo)
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a big bright yellow candle
That would have just matched the hair in David's wig.
I've warned all of ddlr.com and my neighbors.
"Sammy would have made a much better fidler!"
Cuz They should've never gave a license,
To a man who can't drive 55 and looks like Bette Midler."
Sammy got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from cabo Christmas Eve.
(Minding his own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Van Hagar,
(What do you mean there's no Van Hagar?)
But as for Brett and Seenbad, they believe.
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