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  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17113

    More Fucked up Spammy News

    From www.melodicrock.com


    EVIDENCE SUGGESTS VAN HALEN NEWS IMMINENT:
    The Van Halen rumor machine is really rolling along now. A few very positive developments from the last few days.
    The first development comes from Sammy Hagar's own website administrator. She has remained tight-lipped since I broke news of Hagar's move back to Van Halen on November 20. But this week she was again asked two questions - 1. Is Sam working with "Van Halen" again? and 2. Is the rumored "Best Of Vol 2" a reality?"
    Her reply: "Number 1 and 2 you'll hear soon..."

    Ok, then this...from Grant Fisher of the now closed VHND. He posted this e-mail he received: "A friend of mine named (removed) has been friends with Sammy Hagar for years.
    Anyway, he told me tonight that it's official that Sammy is back with Van Halen and that Sammy is playing some show in Walnut Creek, CA and he is going to make the announcement."
    I've asked my sources to look into this new info and will keep you posted. More info on the show (this Friday US time) here: www.arf.net/About_ARF/Events/arf_rocks.html

    And finally, A&R guru John Kalodner responded to a question e-mailed to him via his site:
    Q: Looks like we may see the return of Van Halen with Sammy Hagar! Do you think they will sign with Sanctuary or try for Warner Bros. again?? Plus do you think we will see a Best Of vol.2 before we see any new material? And will we have to wait till fall 2004 for VH to return?
    John's answer: "I'm not sure about any of this. I think Sammy may be back with Van Halen, but I'm not positive. I think there may be one or two new songs for a second volume of Best Of. I would love to sign them to Sanctuary, but they may want to stay with Warner Bros. I would love for them to tour again. Nothing is definite and we'll just have to wait and see what lies ahead for Van Halen."
    All adds up to an interesting situation. Stay tuned!

    I should also take this opportunity to mention that Jesse Harms is officially no longer a member of Sammy's Waborita's. I have confirmed this is indeed accurate, occurring a couple of weeks ago now. I hope to have more news on Jesse and his future plans soon.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!
  • Igosplut
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 2793

    #2
    Yea their gonna do two songs for a best of, then give an award out at the MTV awards.

    Then its..........
    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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    • Calderone
      Commando
      • Jan 2004
      • 1081

      #3
      Jesse harms played on EEAS

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      • Calderone
        Commando
        • Jan 2004
        • 1081

        #4
        he thinks he is usin DAVE'S CFTH lens

        he thinks he is usin DAVE'S CFTH lens


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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35157

          #5
          Who is Sammy Hagar?

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          • Sarge's Little Helper
            Commando
            • Mar 2003
            • 1267

            #6
            Who is Sammy Hagar?
            David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
            "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35157

              #7
              Who is Bette Midler?

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              • Sarge's Little Helper
                Commando
                • Mar 2003
                • 1267

                #8
                Who is Bette Midler?
                Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
                "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                • Gmoney

                  #9
                  How about Bette Midler as the new singer of Van Halen?
                  Eddie Van Heineken loves female singers....remember his first choice to replace Roth was Patti Smyth of Scandal.

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                  • Sarge
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Feb 2003
                    • 5422

                    #10
                    I will not settle for fake van halen
                    Sarge
                    ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
                    The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

                    MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
                    [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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                    • Catfish

                      #11
                      May Van Hagar burn in hell.

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                      • meanstreet

                        #12
                        Get Wolfie, Mona and Ed a gig and we're golden

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                        • azcrdnal
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 660

                          #13
                          i would not read into this shit its bullshit

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                          • Gmoney

                            #14
                            If the rumors are true about 2 new Spammy songs for a Best of Vol II CD are true, that's a bunch of bull shit!!

                            Obviously, the VH boys are all about making a buck and fuck the fans!!!

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                            • azcrdnal
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 660

                              #15
                              i hear what you are saying but there is more shit going on than people no.

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