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  • Albert Einstein

    #16
    Originally posted by azcrdnal
    i hear what you are saying but there is more shit going on than people no.
    Well, spill it out then!

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    • ryanpday

      #17
      Yeah!!! Spill it!

      Let's hear it!

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      • phattyboombatty
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Jan 2004
        • 11

        #18
        Man, that's sum fucked up shit.
        Lead us not into temptation, but in
        the meantime go downstairs, have
        a milkshake and wait until I'm
        done, baby.

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        • DLR'sCock
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 2937

          #19
          So fatso and the drunk are gonna double team Alex???? WOW!!!!

          PAY PER VIEW!!!!

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58805

            #20
            Asscardinal's about to break his exclusive news about the new Van Halen/Hootie and the Blowjobs collaboration.
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • damngoodtimes
              Sniper
              • Jan 2004
              • 827

              #21
              Asscardinal rules!!!

              Reactor 2004, baby!!!!
              David Lee Roth's the greatest motherfucker who ever lived!
              — Brian Moore (@brianpmoore666) June 26, 2012

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              • Hecubus
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 575

                #22
                FORD, get that banner outta the sig, man....

                Don't make me look at that jabroni until Nov 2K4!!
                You know that Dubya's got Osama in a hole ready to pull out & parade around on September 30, so what's the point?

                It's good they found Dean's brother, tho. Some small bit of closure there.
                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                "N--- yeah."

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                • Chris
                  Roadie
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 196

                  #23
                  Maybe Van Hagar is planning on playing the Superbowl parties that Sam's band was supposed to be playing. It would be odd that Van Hagar announces they are back together and then Sam is playing the Superbowl as a solo artist. On second thought......

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                  • BrownSound1
                    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 3025

                    #24
                    The good thing about a BOV2 is they still gotta pay Dave royalties for real Van Halen songs that will appear. Or if they happen to tour outside of the US and do any tunes from Dave's era, then he gets a cut of that as well.

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                    • GAR
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10881

                      #25
                      - NOT IF they are in breach of contract.

                      Then they don't have to pay what they don't wanna!

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                      • Figs
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2945

                        #26
                        Oh fuck you. Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all.

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