Favourite Comedy CD Quotes!

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  • RuzDNailz
    Foot Soldier
    • Nov 2004
    • 655
    #1

    Favourite Comedy CD Quotes!

    I was listening to a buddy's George Carlin CD and came across one
    skit that made me laugh my ass off! Here's the bit;

    'If I drop something on the ground that I'm eating...I don't care! I'll pick it up and eat it! Heck, I don't care where I am! I could be in the middle of Calcutta, in a cafe, in the poor section, on New Year's Eve,
    after a soccer riot....I would pick it up...and EAT IT! That's right I'll eat
    it!'.

    Of course George's infamous cheerleading chant; 'Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray lizardshit.....FUCK!!'

    Nothing beats a great comedy CD that makes you piss with laughter!
    Anybody got some memorable quotes from a Comedy CD?
    Tags: comedy, favourite, quotes
    • Mr. Vengeance
      Full Member Status

      • Nov 2004
      • 4148
      #2
      "Hey were here, we've travelled 7000 miles to bring you this food, and you know it occured to us on the way, that there wouldn't be world hunger if YOU MOVED WHERE THE FUCKIN' FOOD IS!!!!!!!! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!!!! See this??? hmmmm?? This is sand. Yeah..NOTHING GROWS IN THIS!!!!!!! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA TOO, WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, ASSHOLE!!!!!!"

      - Sam Kinison, Louder Than Hell 1986
      Stay Frosty, muthas!

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        • Douglas T.
          Full Member Status

          • Nov 2005
          • 3875
          #3
          Mexican Americaansssssss .. don't like to get up in te morninggg, but they have toooo, so they dooo it reallll sloooow! ~ Tommy Chong

          WELL! ExcuuuuUUUuuussssse MeeeEEee! ~ Steve Martin

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            • Douglas T.
              Full Member Status

              • Nov 2005
              • 3875
              #4
              "Excuse me but as you can see have have got somewhere to go!"

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                • Douglas T.
                  Full Member Status

                  • Nov 2005
                  • 3875
                  #5
                  "The ICE CREAM MAN is coming the ICE CREAM MAN is coming!"
                  "We're having ice cream and you can't have none ..... 'cuz your on da welfare!" ~ Eddie Murphy

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                    • Mr. Vengeance
                      Full Member Status

                      • Nov 2004
                      • 4148
                      #6
                      "You GOTTA to wash your ass!"
                      - Redd Foxx
                      Last edited by Mr. Vengeance; 04-01-2006, 06:37 PM.
                      Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                        • Douglas T.
                          Full Member Status

                          • Nov 2005
                          • 3875
                          #7
                          I'm just a Wiiiild and Craaaaazy guy!

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                            • Big Troubles
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 8517
                              #8
                              Jackie "The JokeMan" is cool.
                              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                • mako_kimura
                                  Sniper
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 826
                                  #9
                                  "Vooba, vooba, vooba *ding* NOAH. What? IT'S THE LORD, NOAH"
                                  -Bill Cosby, 1967
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                                  Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!

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                                    • Douglas T.
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 3875
                                      #10
                                      What the fuck is gunny goo goo!?! ~ Eddie Murphy Delirious
                                      Last edited by Douglas T.; 04-02-2006, 12:43 AM.

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