I was listening to a buddy's George Carlin CD and came across one
skit that made me laugh my ass off! Here's the bit;
'If I drop something on the ground that I'm eating...I don't care! I'll pick it up and eat it! Heck, I don't care where I am! I could be in the middle of Calcutta, in a cafe, in the poor section, on New Year's Eve,
after a soccer riot....I would pick it up...and EAT IT! That's right I'll eat
it!'.
Of course George's infamous cheerleading chant; 'Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray lizardshit.....FUCK!!'
Nothing beats a great comedy CD that makes you piss with laughter!
Anybody got some memorable quotes from a Comedy CD?
skit that made me laugh my ass off! Here's the bit;
'If I drop something on the ground that I'm eating...I don't care! I'll pick it up and eat it! Heck, I don't care where I am! I could be in the middle of Calcutta, in a cafe, in the poor section, on New Year's Eve,
after a soccer riot....I would pick it up...and EAT IT! That's right I'll eat
it!'.
Of course George's infamous cheerleading chant; 'Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray lizardshit.....FUCK!!'
Nothing beats a great comedy CD that makes you piss with laughter!
Anybody got some memorable quotes from a Comedy CD?
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