I wish 100 Van Hagar Fans would die in a fire.. like what happened to Great White

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

I wish 100 Van Hagar Fans would die in a fire.. like what happened to Great White. If some of the dead fans were from VHlinks then all the better.

Every Sammy hagar fan I have ever met is either a fat, old woman or a guy inches away from Homosexuality.

Here is the scene
Van Hagar concert.
Scores of gay, metrosexual men and fat chicks watching some 58 year old Capri shorts and sandal wearing clown dancing on stage.
Some of the fat women have fainted when the intro to "dreams is played"
It's beatlemania for gay guys and fat chicks.
They are worshipping their fucking idols.
LSD, General Hina are giving free blowjobs behind the stage.
Everyone smells like KyJelly.. at least the gay guys.
The fat chicks smell like Jelly as well.. Jelly Donuts.

Anyways Sammmy is prancing his fat ass all over the stage and in a pyro filled moment

WHOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHH

Smelling like gunpowder mixed with geritol and kyjelly a huge explosion takes place and the first 4 rows of fans are wiped out.

The guy who LSD was blowing off escapes with a few teeth marks on his dick and some singed pubic hair.
Everyone else goes up in a ball of smoke.

What would you do for an encore after that?

If I had to choose between homosexuality/metrosexuality/fatchicks and Sammy
I would just rather fucking die.

I hope this happens

Thoughts?

Breasts,
DICKFACE

Over and out like the balls across General Hina's Face.

[Bill Lumbergh]

How about just finding some island out in the middle of nowhere and dropping all the Hagar fans there?! All those morbidly obese chicks will eventually eat all the men and then float off into the sea with the rest of the whales. Problem solved.

[pete]

ROFLMAO

you rule

[tjvhou812]

me being from rhode island where that great white fire took place,

to go ahead and say something like that is fucked up
i dont care how much you hate sammy, to wish death on someone is fucked up....

i dont know maybe your just 15 or 16, and just post dumb shit

[Dr. Love]

Mmmm, Jelly Donuts

[PHOENIX]

I'M On FIYAAAAAAAAAH!

[vh1978-1984]

i hate van hagar also but this post is beyond bad taste. grow up, roth doesn't want or need stupid fans like you.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I'M On FIYAAAAAAAAAH!

LMAO

bad taste if your anywhere near Rhose Island, but fucking funny to the rest of us.

[pete]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I'M On FIYAAAAAAAAAH!

I think he meant that due to the fact that his name is Phoenix.

Nothing to do with those people who wasted their cash and very lives seeing that band.

What's it's name?

(poor taste is my middle name)

Rock Me!
Rock Me!
Roll my through the night!

[Big Troubles]

good to see ya again Pete!

imagine if you will...a band named Great White, performing what they think is another stellar sell out of 300 people, when all of a sudden, they remembered they are a cheap band with no talent and noticed the pyro was cheap chinese fireworks. stay tuned. for the Twilight Zone.

[madraoul]

Once bitten, twice fried

[Big Troubles]

LOL Think they have a chance at a full comeback now, without that stigma of being partialy responsible for the death of all of their fans?

[pete]

Originally posted by Big Troubles


A)good to see ya again Pete!

B)imagine if you will...a band named Great White, performing what they think is another stellar sell out of 300 people, when all of a sudden, they remembered they are a cheap band with no talent and noticed the pyro was cheap chinese fireworks. stay tuned. for the Twilight Zone.

A)I was just about to say the same.

B)ROFLMAO

[Big Troubles]

it's been slow on the boards. everyone is being too nice. Even Hina has started to come around and see things the Roth way a bit more than when he was. No real good debates or topics to tackle. same old Van Hagar bullshit.

[pete]

mmmmmm-MMMmmmmmm

that sure smells gooood!

What you got cookin'?