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I have sufferred from sexual addiction for years now. My wife can never keep up so I jack my meat almost every day.
My problem has been that my hand gets "old", old as in I get sick of using it and i'm always looking for other ways to get my dink that tingly feeling that makes me shot spunk like a water gun.
I found a really cool trick, or so I thought, were I could get off "hands-free" while doing it in a doggy-style manner! I found that when I'm on my knees by my bed I could lift up my mattress and put my dick between the mattress and box spring. It's the perfect height. I put a couple of wet, KY-soaked rags in there and inserted my dick into them. AWESOME!
Well, I started fucking this contraption like a madman all the while thinking about butt-fucking huge black booty. It felt really tight and was clamping down on my dick like a vice press.
I kept pounding the shit out of it until I got a little carried away and my 10 inch schlong popped out for a nanosecond. The problem was that I was still in full thrust mode and when my dick hit the mattress's it just split wide open at the tip. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MUCH BLOOD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I had to run myself up to the clinic. I used a huge bath towel to cover my hamburger-ized member. It was so fuckin' embarrassing I can't even tell you how my face must have looked.
I have never seen a nurse look so sickened and impressed all at the same time, though.
47 stiches later...
My problem has been that my hand gets "old", old as in I get sick of using it and i'm always looking for other ways to get my dink that tingly feeling that makes me shot spunk like a water gun.
I found a really cool trick, or so I thought, were I could get off "hands-free" while doing it in a doggy-style manner! I found that when I'm on my knees by my bed I could lift up my mattress and put my dick between the mattress and box spring. It's the perfect height. I put a couple of wet, KY-soaked rags in there and inserted my dick into them. AWESOME!
Well, I started fucking this contraption like a madman all the while thinking about butt-fucking huge black booty. It felt really tight and was clamping down on my dick like a vice press.
I kept pounding the shit out of it until I got a little carried away and my 10 inch schlong popped out for a nanosecond. The problem was that I was still in full thrust mode and when my dick hit the mattress's it just split wide open at the tip. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MUCH BLOOD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I had to run myself up to the clinic. I used a huge bath towel to cover my hamburger-ized member. It was so fuckin' embarrassing I can't even tell you how my face must have looked.
I have never seen a nurse look so sickened and impressed all at the same time, though.
47 stiches later...
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