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  • Fat Wolfie
    Roadie
    • Dec 2004
    • 139

    It's over guys

    It's clearly over.

    Brain Young will leave DLR after the summer tour to do his own gig.

    James Lomenzo left.

    Ray Luzier left.

    The band will consist of new nobodies with less talent than a circus act.

    Dave can't sing anymore.

    Dave hasn't sung a new song since the DLR band album, and that was ages and ages ago.

    David Lee Roth is an oldies act.

    All the reviews he had in the past years were nothing short to embarassing at best.

    Worse...

    Van Halen will not reform. Ever again.

    Eddie doesn't want to have anything with DLR.

    DLR doesn't want to have anything to do with Eddie either, but he would jump on the gravy train nonetheless.

    Eddie doesn't have it anymore.

    Uncle Al can't play drum anymore either, he's too haggard and old.

    Michael Anthony has his own gig with Spammy and Hot Sauce sales.

    How long will you guys be beatin' a dead horse?
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  • ALMOSTsaved
    Veteran
    • Feb 2004
    • 2183

    #2
    Re: It's over guys

    James Lomenzo left.

    Ray Luzier left.
    This is true.
    I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20565

      #3
      Whatever will we do?!?

      We might have to enjoy whatever we get!

      OH! The horror of it all....

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      • DrMaddVibe
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6682

        #4
        It's not over till we say its over!

        Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145

          #5
          It's over?

          No way - it really doesn't matter who Dave has playng for him, he is still THE MAN

          Plus, who the fuck listens to reviews?

          Are these the same people that tell you that Coldplay is a good band?

          I use my eyes and ears.
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Jimmy Jingles
            Veteran
            • Mar 2004
            • 1611

            #6
            Re: It's over guys

            Originally posted by Fat Wolfie
            It's clearly over.

            Brain Young will leave DLR after the summer tour to do his own gig.

            James Lomenzo left.

            Ray Luzier left.

            The band will consist of new nobodies with less talent than a circus act.

            Dave can't sing anymore.

            Dave hasn't sung a new song since the DLR band album, and that was ages and ages ago.

            David Lee Roth is an oldies act.

            All the reviews he had in the past years were nothing short to embarassing at best.

            Worse...

            Van Halen will not reform. Ever again.

            Eddie doesn't want to have anything with DLR.

            DLR doesn't want to have anything to do with Eddie either, but he would jump on the gravy train nonetheless.

            Eddie doesn't have it anymore.

            Uncle Al can't play drum anymore either, he's too haggard and old.

            Michael Anthony has his own gig with Spammy and Hot Sauce sales.

            How long will you guys be beatin' a dead horse?


            How long will you continue to beat your dad's geriatric tallywhacker?


            I mean seriously, just fucking leave if you hate it so bad.


            Ass Eater.
            23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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            • Ice Cream Girl
              Roadie
              • Apr 2006
              • 145

              #7
              Originally posted by binnie

              Are these the same people that tell you that Coldplay is a good band?

              Isn't Coldplay just a shitty U2 cover band?

              Wolfie, I just saw Dave live for the first time ever in California this year, and it was the best fuckin' time. I can only afford to go see him one more time in Cleveland, and then I'm done, but I'll be damn glad I went.

              He beat the hell out of the F.U.C.K. tour [the first and last Van Hagar show I saw] in the 90's.

              I missed the 1984 tour, and I'm still pissed.

              FYI, Dave beats all the "oldies" acts out there [although he'd agree Joe Walsh and the James Gang still kick ass--saw them the other night and it was a hell of a show.]

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19145

                #8
                Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
                Isn't Coldplay just a shitty U2 cover band?
                Yes!

                They are a band for people who wet the bed.....
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                • Wawazat
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Jul 2005
                  • 5288

                  #9
                  U2 too
                  Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21888

                    #10
                    Originally posted by binnie
                    Yes!

                    They are a band for people who wet the bed.....

                    Like Fat Wolfie....

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                    • binnie
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2006
                      • 19145

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Hardrock69
                      Like Fat Wolfie....
                      HA HA!

                      I reckon so.....
                      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                      • Dr. Love
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7832

                        #12
                        Oh shit, you're right. Let me get Sarge on the phone and have him shut down the forums.

                        Move along people, it's over, nothing to see here.
                        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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                        • bantonelli
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 2629

                          #13
                          Fat Wolfie....WTF are you talking about?

                          Dave is far from being done, Burger Babe.

                          He already has B-Young's replacement - watch:

                          Awesome guitar solo by great Van Halen tribute band " ERUPTION"s Al EstradaIt's called a tribute all you spiteful hateful arseholes. Al has plenty of origina...
                          "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                          • bantonelli
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 2629

                            #14
                            ...Just kidding......This guy could be a contender...don't cha think?
                            "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bantonelli
                              ...Just kidding......This guy could be a contender...don't cha think?
                              You had me going there!

                              Rhythm was a little off at times, but I would definately pay to see him play.

                              I really enjoyed that - his sound was great.

                              Cool find Bantonelli!
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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