Favorite Pickup Line???

[LoungeMachine]

Can I buy you a drink?







or would you rather just have the money........

[Big Fat Sammy]

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

[LoungeMachine]

ROTFLMMFAO

Nice start.....

[Big Fat Sammy]

I also like....

If you were on the McDonalds menu, you would be a McGorgeous!

[Big Fat Sammy]

Here's my girlfriends favorite....

Do you wanna get drunk and fuck? Or don't you drink?

and here's Cato's...

Do you have any Japanese in you?






Want some?

[Gringo]

Someone i know used this line, and it worked...:

"You're not the most beautiful girl i've seen, but not the worst either. You'll do."

The girl was pretty to, but maybe there was some lack of inteligence...?

:-)

[fryingdutchman]

Here's a personal favorite of Ryan Monahan's....

"Great beer, dude. Awesome weed, too! Wanna trade bj's?"

[fryingdutchman]

"Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

[fryingdutchman]

"The word for today is "legs". Lets go back to my place and spread the word"

[Coyote]

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Coyote
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Now THAT, shall do it!

[Ozzy Fudd]

I had two that worked well when we played out.

1.) You just want me for sex huh....

2.) Do you fuck as good as you look?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now THAT, shall do it!

[LoungeMachine]

Why no Ladies' pick up lines?

C'mon ladies, we all know you do it......

The best one used on me?

"Aren't you Kip Winger?"

[rustoffa]

Pardon me if I don't get too close, the mirrors on my shoes 'ell fog up.