Favorite Pickup Line???

[JuniorsGrades]

For a fat chick you don't sweat much.

- my cousin

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Little Texan
Favorite line?

Hey bitch, wanna go fuck?

Direct, and to the point.

You might get alot of slaps using that one, but you'll get alot of pussy, too!

Besides the "bitch"... this is the best pick-up line so far.
We all know that's wat you want (and nothingelse)... so cut the bull shit!

Direct, and to the point.

[franksters]

One of the ultimate classic is;you wanna do a line...

[franksters]

I also think picking up girls always been easier when you have nice women around you...

Kinda create a buzz among the targeted ones!

but seriously now I think that the women are choosing.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
I also think picking up girls always been easier when you have nice women around you...

Kinda create a buzz among the targeted ones!

but seriously now I think that the women are choosing.

Listen to Franksters... he's an expert. Seriously!
Before he got married, of coures :p

[blonddgirl777]

Also, there is that stare (not the dirty drooler kinda stare) that is sure to work...
Right in the eyes, straight to the point... without a word.

When I was in Italy, the guys (all very beautiful, b.t.w.) would just stare at me in such a way that I could have taken my panties off right there!

[franksters]

the 10 steps of an ex-clubber...

1) look and search to locate potential female to spend the night with.

2) don't talk to ''them'' (at least 3-4 just to make sure) just ''stare''
all night!

3)stay with you're buddies, drink, smoke up, make out with some of ex's, or present fuck friend, but make sure you are still ''staring''

4) be visible, like hang out close to the ladies bathroom, so you see everything and everyone, keep on ''staring'' head to toe!

5) start making comments to them (display you're emotion)

6) around 2 ;30 am go for a quick spin, locate 1-2 female, STOP ''staring'' they will be shock.

7) the ones that will search for the ''stare'' and that will try to get your attention again will be on for later.

8) pick 1 that you like, stop staring and start smiling, if positive offer to buy a last round. if not positive move quickly to the next one.

9) start having fun with the girl that shows a positiv vibe, ignore everybody else, you now have less than 20 minute to ask her to dance, make her laugh, tell her she is so pretty , and kiss her.

10) once you kissed her and it was good, leave her overthere, and go to the bathroom, count your cash roll a joint, make her wait, refresh,
if she is still there waiting, it's christmas once again!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by franksters
One of the ultimate classic is;you wanna do a line...

[blonddgirl777]

Now... The 10 Steps of an Ex- (female) Clubber...


1) Look and search to locate potential male to spend the night with.
The one you will chose is your's, unless he already has a girlfriend or he's gay.
Still... have a "plan B", just in case you change your mind later.

2) Definitely don't talk to him... don't eaven look at him yet.

3) Stay with you're girlfriends, drink, smoke up, DON"T make out with some of ex's, or present fuck friend (men are jealous), and make sure you are always in his sight.

4) Be visible, make regular trips to the ladies bathroom (eaven if you don't have to go), and suddenly BAM! Give him a good look right in the eyes... meaning; "I know you are looking at me and yes, I am the girl you want to bring home tonight".

5) When he starts making comments to you, still give him "the look", play with your hair, wet your lips and play with your COCKtail (NEVER display you're emotion... men don't like that).

6) Around 2;30 he won't have to go for a quick spin... he has a boner already and can't wait to jump in your skirt.

7) Remember... you already chose your bait, but make sure "plan B" is still around.

8) If for some reason you change your mind, move on quickly to that plan B.

9) You now have less than 20 minutes to start over again.
If you have made sure he also could see you at all time, it should take no time at all (men are quick to get THOSE messages)...
Dance with him (this is your chance to really detect if he can move in bed), laugh at his stupid jokes (although, he's not a comedian, that's not his purpose for tonight anyway), pretend you care when he tells you that you're pretty and kiss him like you mean it.
*Here, you have a chance to stand close enough to maybe feel if "it's" worth it or not...

10) Once you kissed him and it was good, go to the ladie's room as he goes on his side, no need to roll a joint (he will), count your cash (never let him pay for ANYTHING) and trust me... he WILL be there waiting for you...

Have fun, make it work for yourself... you are the captain baby!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by rustoffa

Yes...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
4) Be visible, make regular trips to the ladies bathroom (eaven if you don't have to go), and suddenly BAM! Give him a good look right in the eyes... meaning; "I know you are looking at me and yes, I am the girl you want to bring home tonight".

You just reminded me that I used to always stand near the ladies room in clubs...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Seshmeister


You just reminded me that I used to always stand near the ladies room in clubs...

That was the spot!

[Seshmeister]

Of course the best technique of all is to be in a band.

I remember once going to my regular haunt and after a dry spell of a few weeks.

I passed out face down on the floor after over indulging and woke up as the place shut.

Being unconscious meant you would be thrown out in minutes usually. As I struggled out the club confused I found a girls phone number who I never knew that she had put in my pocket after I had passed out.

That was the night that big color posters had been put all around the club about our forthcoming gig there.

Girls and bouncers are so shallow.

Unfortunatelty it only lasted a few weeks at that club for me.

No wonder people in big bands turn into such assholes after a while...

[blonddgirl777]

Yes, there is something very sexy about guys and their
"instrument" ... unless of course, you are Sammy Hagar!

[Dan]

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