If you meet Ed personally...

[WARF]

This should be fun...

[DrMaddVibe]

I'd tell him to dry out and capture what was with David Lee Roth at the helm of the MIGHTY Van Halen.

I wouldn't let him interrupt me until I saw the words sink into his skull.

















Then I'd kick him square in his nuts and when he's sucking air on both hands and knees I'd pull him by the hair and whisper..."THAT was for wasting time!"

[WARF]

u huhu hu h uhu hu



I'd ask him for a cigarette!

[ThrillsNSpills]

I would give him props for naming the first album with Sam something that means criminally insane.

At least he tried to warn us.


Then I pull out the garden shears and say where's the tongue pal, the doctor missed a spot.

Then wish him luck with the Van Menudo album.

[flappo]

i'd give him katydid's phone number

[CROWBAR]

I'd ask him what's the cure for cancer, that smoking loonie.

[m_dixon1984]

I'd ask him if Dave's around...

...then take a picture...

...then quickly duck.

M

[Steve Savicki]

just a casual hi

[Nitro Express]

When I fucked Vallerie she went off like an opera singer during her orgasm. Ed, did she do that for you?

[SNIPER]

I met him and asked if he would sign a cd. He told me "no" and said that I would prob try to sell it on ebay or something. This is the truth. this happend two years ago. I should have told that fucker that he was a mess and he better get his fucking shit together after that. Cocksucker!!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by SNIPER
I met him and asked if he would sign a cd. He told me "no" and said that I would prob try to sell it on ebay or something. This is the truth. this happend two years ago. I should have told that fucker that he was a mess and he better get his fucking shit together after that. Cocksucker!!

LOL! I had a friend bring his Musicman EVH guitar to be autographed and Ed blew him off telling the dude to "Buy a Wolfgang" and that he doesn't sign guitars because people sell them on Ebay.

The way Ed is going his signature is going to be worth less than Sammy Hagar's. LOL! No shit. Musician's Friend when they had stores has a Sammy Hagar Washburn guitar that was personally signed by Sammy. Nobody gave a shit. Niether did the store. People just played it and Sammy's signature was rubbing off. LOL!

[tjvhou812]

you got a brew for me

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by SNIPER
I met him and asked if he would sign a cd. He told me "no" and said that I would prob try to sell it on ebay or something. This is the truth. this happend two years ago.

This means you went to see Van Hagar...

[katie]

I met him the other day with Ross Halfin.
And i got a copy of those 2 rehersal cds from Ross

Cheers Mate

BTW Ed says "You lot are all fucking mad"

[Take 'Em]

I would offer him a box of "Crest Whitestrips" in trade for an autographed 1st album and a smoke..........