Those who are friends of Michael Anthony...

[WARF]

Who do you support?
Van Halen as Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang or?
Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar as THE OTHER HALF?
You must now choose Anakin...
Van Halen with Roth...
Or the darkside of the force!!!

From this point on...
Whoever does not support Van Halen w/Dave and Wolfie...
Is now an enemy of DAVE...
And shall be aligned with the darkside...
And Sith Lord Sammy Hagar!!!

[conmee]

Your Jedi mind tricks don't work here, middle-aged padawan.

Now get back to work on that Death Star!


Carry on!

Grand Moff Icon.

[WARF]

Anyone who refuses to see this lineup of Van Halen...
Are no longer supporters of David Lee Roth!!!
I declare Sammy Hagar your new leader!!!

I had to make this decision in 1985...
And I went with Dave over the abomination of Van Hagar 5150.

It's now 2007...
And I still support David Lee Roth!!
Dave can fucking be the frontman for a BAG OF PEANUTS...
And I will buy a ticket!
Anyone who wants to miss Eddie and Dave onstage...
Are now supporters of Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony!!!


That Is All...

[conmee]

DLR will be a shell of himself up there with that audio abortion called Van Wolfgang, and you know it WARF! lol

Why are you forcing the troops to either take the arsenic or jump off the gang plank? To quote Gary Cherone, "There must be some kind of way... that we can work it out" or something like that.... lmao


Carry on!

Grand Moff Icon.

[conmee]

You and I and the rest of the old school soldiers know that DLR on HIS TERMS is a NEVER MISS, MUST SEE EVENT! But when DLR did Sith Edward's bidding and allowed for Michael's replacement (from a magic, music perspective), who became master?

This isn't about being for or against DLR. It's about accepting whatever cockamamie hairbrained idea that half-tongued, strung out, psychopath (albeit guitar virtuoso) has in his peabrain to foist on the unsuspecting public.

Be careful WARF! The path you're looking at is the same one the Sheep at VH Links followed when it became clear to them, that anything with an EVH logo on it, including dogshit and albums with Hagar/Cherone, were legitimately good and necessary for universal harmony.

DLR is our only bastion of hope, and if he caves in to Edward on the Michael topic, then as Princess Leia would say, "Then there really is no hope for the Alliance."

Carry on!

Grand Moff Icon.

[WARF]

Obi Wan Conmee,

You must be brave against the Separatist Council.
We have reason to believe that Chancellor Hagar is a Sith Lord.
If this is true, Michael Anthony may become his apprentice!

You have made both a Van Hagar reference, and a VHIII reference today. You must not have doubts about yourself. It could lead you to the darkside of the force!!

[PHOENIX]

Young he is this Wolfgang.
The FORCE is strong with him.
I sense great things will become of him.

[DavidLeeNatra]

cracking me up, you do...

[WARF]

I concur PHOENIX.
If Wolfgang is really the chosen one.
Then he will restore balance to the force.
And not restore Balance the Van Hagar album.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by WARF
I concur PHOENIX.
If Wolfgang is really the chosen one.
Then he will restore balance to the force.
And not restore Balance the Van Hagar album.

stop it...LMFAO

[PHOENIX]

Young Wolfgang must first destroy the fairy she-diva Cherone.
Once this task is completed he will have proven himself worthy to battle a Sith Lord.

[jgdrag]

This is not about DLR, this is about Edward loosing his fucking mind
we will choose DLR but will not support EVH and the darkside
Princess Layah is still on her knees in front of Roth Skywalker's lightsaver and Wolfie doesn't care if Eddie is his father

[jgdrag]

double post, fuckin sheep!

[WARF]

Eddie: WOLF! I am your father!
Wolfgang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[PHOENIX]

JGDRAG!

Please report to Tatooine immediately!

Jabba the Hut would like a few words with you.