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  • lonnieg5
    Roadie
    • Jul 2005
    • 174

    Mikey Speaks!

    Former VAN HALEN bassist Michael Anthony's official web site has been updated with the following message:

    "There's a new addition to the Mad Anthony family of hot sauces coming soon for those of you who just can't get enough heat. You wanted hotter taste with the same great flavor and Mad Anthony's has heard the call! Mad Anthony's XXXTra Hot Private Reserve is in the final stages of preparation and is just what you need to turn your favorite meal into a five-alarm inferno. So ice up those ass cheeks and get ready to sizzle, because Mad Anthony's XXXTra Hot Private Reserve is on its way! Don't forget to have the Fire Dept. on speed dial!"
  • Redballjets88
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2005
    • 4453

    #2
    HAHAHAHAHAH the bassist is so gay
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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    • Redballjets88
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2005
      • 4453

      #3
      HAHAHAHAHAH the bassist is so gay
      R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

      hopefully God will ressurect you

      "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


      " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Hahaha...

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        • Hummarstra
          Commando
          • Feb 2004
          • 1196

          #5
          LMAO! Is that real or what?

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          • kamaboko
            Head Fluffer
            • Nov 2006
            • 287

            #6
            yep..;laughing all the way to the bank, too.

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21834

              #7
              Actually bassplayer added that a couple of days ago....I did not bother to post it because it is irrelevant to why we are here....

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              • lonnieg5
                Roadie
                • Jul 2005
                • 174

                #8
                Hardrock69, you're absolutely right. I just thought we needed a little laugh in the midst of all this crap!

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17113

                  #9
                  Man, its getting hard to tell who whores their wares more
                  these days ?

                  Sammy or Mikey Wikey ??

                  Thankgod there's no DLR condoms or other crap out there..

                  Can you imagine ??

                  "David Lee Roth condoms, for those times you when you
                  need to fuck somebody elses girlfriend"

                  The Toastmaster General has never stooped that low..
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    Panamark...

                    Are you 100% absolutely convinced that Dave is 100% absolutely straight ??



                    Just mixin' it up a bit...


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                    • PlexiBrown
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 1264

                      #11
                      Who is Mikey?
                      And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                      • Rikk
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 16373

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Hardrock69
                        Actually bassplayer added that a couple of days ago....I did not bother to post it because it is irrelevant to why we are here....
                        Yeah, I also read that HERE a couple of days ago.

                        Again, why the fuck is that a thread? "Mikey speaks"? He described how the hot sauce will give you diarrhea. Is that now David Lee Roth news?

                        I took a shit this morning. Did I make a thread about it?
                        Roth Army Militia

                        Originally posted by WARF
                        Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                        • Rikk
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16373

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          Are you 100% absolutely convinced that Dave is 100% absolutely straight ??
                          Y'know, I've often wondered this myself.:p

                          Thing is, I wouldn't give a shit. But he sure is flamboyent-looking in the YANKEE ROSE video.
                          Roth Army Militia

                          Originally posted by WARF
                          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #14
                            You should have...

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                            • VHrocks
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 224

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Hardrock69
                              Actually bassplayer added that a couple of days ago....I did not bother to post it because it is irrelevant to why we are here....
                              I agree. Delete it. There are other threads on Mikey. Only one is needed.

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