Van Halen is the BIGGEST joke in the history of music.

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347
    #1

    Van Halen is the BIGGEST joke in the history of music.

    It appears from the LA Times article, this reunion is falling faster than Britney Spears jumpin' off the third floor of mental health facility. Unbelievable. Maybe like Brit, I should shave off my fucking head in protest! Well it looks like Gary Cherone might be inducted now that nobody else gonna show up... or maybe Dave & Sammy can do a karaoke version of, "Ebony & Ivory" together. This blows. I was just showing all my friends the new printout of the recent lineup from the Rolling Stone. What the hell is up with this band? How many times must Eddie and Alex stab a dagger into the hearts their fans? This is beyond sad... it looks "inevitable" that Eddie Van Halen will drink himself to death. I appreciate DLR trying to keep a positive attitude over these recent change of events... but I don't like the fact he is trying to sugar-coat this travesty and botched reunion attempt. Van Halen is over fellas, it's time to send Bernie Lomax to his grave once and for all.

    Now let's talk about Alex Van Halen... first off... I suggest if anyone comes in contact with him... just break his neck... just walk up to the dude and play a human game of "pencil peg" involving a swift karate chop and his fucking neck!!

    Eddie.... Enjoy your final Heinekins.... As it looks from the recent pictures the yellow jauntice is in full effect... have fun thumbing your asshole with your co-enabling brother!!!

    Valerie Bertinelli... I don't have much to say to you... god bless you for tolerating the Idiot Savant known as Eddie Van Halen.... I would also like to say that , 'One Day At A Time' was one of the worst shows of all time... and your melodramatic lifetime specials are sleep inducing!!!

    Mikey...
    fuck it...
    I have nothing further to say to you...
    Except that your head looks like a fucking chia pet experiment gone wrong!!!

    Dave...
    Your the man...
    You better go get a few valiums and a team of lawyers now!!!
    Last edited by WARF; 02-23-2007, 12:32 AM.
    Tags: biggest, halen, history, joke, music, van
    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576
      #2
      I take it WARF has fallen from the band wagon.

      Good.

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15347
          #3
          I'm so fucking pissed off i'm going buy Van Halen III and dub over DLR's voice... and pretend it's new music....

          Wolfie lost some weight...
          Congratulations....
          Maybe now you be a queer singin' in a nu-metal band...
          It's not like Uncle Pennybags is gonna be calling you... to claim you won first place in a beauty contest....

          Speaking of monopoly... Sammy... Have fun licking Michael Anthony's BALLtic avenue!!!

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15347
              #4
              Honestly LoungeMachine,

              I'm just pissed off.
              Either have the reunion or don't!
              Quit dick teasin' the fans already!

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15347
                  #5
                  I seriously wanna just retire from here.
                  No goodbyes of nothing.
                  Maybe they should just induct Menudo to the Rock N' Roll hall of fame... atleast Ricky Martin will show up for the award!! lol
                  Thank-god there is a fantasy forum...
                  There is really nothing left to say about this abortion of a band.

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194
                      #6
                      Originally posted by WARF
                      I seriously wanna just retire from here.
                      No goodbyes of nothing.
                      Maybe they should just induct Menudo to the Rock N' Roll hall of fame... atleast Ricky Martin will show up for the award!! lol
                      Thank-god there is a fantasy forum...
                      There is really nothing left to say about this abortion of a band.
                      Keep The Faith my Friend.
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161
                          #7
                          WARF, you could always wait in the carpark for the next
                          Superbowl ??
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • WARF
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 15347
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Panamark
                              WARF, you could always wait in the carpark for the next
                              Superbowl ??
                              Dude... this blows...

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                                • Panamark
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 17161
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by WARF
                                  Dude... this blows...
                                  After all these years, you are giving up now ?
                                  Man, we have seen far crazier shit..
                                  Its not over until Dave says so, not WARF !
                                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                    • Rikk
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 16518
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                      I take it WARF has fallen from the band wagon.

                                      Good.
                                      I want to tell him, "I told ya so."

                                      But was it the new news?

                                      Or was it the roast?

                                      Roth Army Militia

                                      Originally posted by WARF
                                      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                                        • VanHalener
                                          ROCKSTAR

                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 5451
                                          #11
                                          Nurse, we're losing him!

                                          Get me two chicks on a mat as a distraction and maybe we can get this temperature down...

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                                          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                                            • WARF
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 15347
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Panamark
                                              After all these years, you are giving up now ?
                                              Man, we have seen far crazier shit..
                                              Its not over until Dave says so, not WARF !
                                              Dude... I could never leave this place.
                                              I'm just beyond pissed right now...
                                              whatever...
                                              what a joke this band is...
                                              Just when you think they hit rock bottom...
                                              Eddie pulls another stunt...

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                                                • VHrocks
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 224
                                                  #13
                                                  eliminated.
                                                  Last edited by FORD; 05-19-2009, 02:32 PM. Reason: old spam wasting bandwidth

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                                                    • LoungeMachine
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 32576
                                                      #14
                                                      Everyone say goodbye to VHRocks
                                                      Originally posted by Kristy
                                                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                        • Panamark
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 17161
                                                          #15
                                                          Bye Rocky Wocky, dont forget, Rikky loves you !!
                                                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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