Van Halen is the BIGGEST joke in the history of music.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk
I want to tell him, "I told ya so."

But was it the new news?

Or was it the roast?

No, the roast was all friend to friend ribbing...

He knows that.

There's alot of WARFitis going around.

One big collective "fuck this"

[VanHalener]

Everybody's ready, but Eddie.

All I hear is cricketts in the future

Hey Eddie

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[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Everyone say goodbye to VHRocks

Good riddance...

[jhale667]

Originally posted by vanhalener
Everybody's ready, but Eddie.

All I hear is cricketts in the future

Hey Eddie

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LMFAO

Thanks for that. Yeah, this shit kinda blows.

[scottydabodi]

Ah, fuck it. This whole VH reunion thing is too little too late anyways...

F-ED. IN BIG CAPITAL LETTERS: F-ED.

[VanHalener]

I'm cool on the outside because the wifey is sleeping 30 feet away.

Inside?...

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[jhale667]

Originally posted by vanhalener
I'm cool on the outside because the wifey is sleeping 30 feet away.

Inside?...

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Fucking Classic!!! You're fucking killing me. Fuck.

[DLRdelight!]

Originally posted by WARF
Dude... this blows...

fuck yeah it does. and i believe its 99 percent eds fault!

[perilousepete]

knucks to vanhalener for posting that hilarious vid. see you in the funny papers, vhrocks. or the obituaries, somewhere in the paper at least.

[frankfasteddie]

Originally posted by WARF
It appears from the LA Times article, this reunion is falling faster than Britney Spears jumpin' off the third floor of mental health facility. Unbelievable. Maybe like Brit, I should shave off my fucking head in protest! Well it looks like Gary Cherone might be inducted now that nobody else gonna show up... or maybe Dave & Sammy can do a karaoke version of, "Ebony & Ivory" together. This blows. I was just showing all my friends the new printout of the recent lineup from the Rolling Stone. What the hell is up with this band? How many times must Eddie and Alex stab a dagger into the hearts their fans? This is beyond sad... it looks "inevitable" that Eddie Van Halen will drink himself to death. I appreciate DLR trying to keep a positive attitude over these recent change of events... but I don't like the fact he is trying to sugar-coat this travesty and botched reunion attempt. Van Halen is over fellas, it's time to send Bernie Lomax to his grave once and for all.

Now let's talk about Alex Van Halen... first off... I suggest if anyone comes in contact with him... just break his neck... just walk up to the dude and play a human game of "pencil peg" involving a swift karate chop and his fucking neck!!

Eddie.... Enjoy your final Heinekins.... As it looks from the recent pictures the yellow jauntice is in full effect... have fun thumbing your asshole with your co-enabling brother!!!

Valerie Bertinelli... I don't have much to say to you... god bless you for tolerating the Idiot Savant known as Eddie Van Halen.... I would also like to say that , 'One Day At A Time' was one of the worst shows of all time... and your melodramatic lifetime specials are sleep inducing!!!

Mikey...
fuck it...
I have nothing further to say to you...
Except that your head looks like a fucking chia pet experiment gone wrong!!!

Dave...
Your the man...
You better go get a few valiums and a team of lawyers now!!!

Wasn't this the end of the HOT FOR TEACHER video??

someone whisked off to a mental hospital

[DLRdelight!]

Originally posted by frankfasteddie
Wasn't this the end of the HOT FOR TEACHER video??

someone whisked off to a mental hospital

ha dave predicted it from way back then!!! and mikey may as well be a sumo since he already wrestling with one!

[katie]

Originally posted by Dan
Keep The Faith my Friend.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[BALLYJUNKIE]

1984 HOT FOR TEACHER VIDEO .... PREDICTION COMES TRUE OVER 20 YEARS LATER ............. MIKEY BECOMES A SUMO WRESTLE (NOW WITH SAMMY) ..... EDDIE IS IN THE MENTAL WARD (SUPPOSIDLY MAKING PROGRESS ...... ALEX IS A DOCTOR (DOCTOR DICKHEAD !!).... DAVE BECAME AMERICA "S FAVORITE GAME SHOW HOST (RADIO HOST ) FOR 2 MONTHS ................AND AS FOR WALDO ......... ITS WOLFIE ..... YES WOLFIE IS WALDO ........... THERE YA ARE .........TRUE DAT !!!

[binnie]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Everyone say goodbye to VHRocks

That seems a little unfair, he's clearly just mastered copy and paste and now your taking his fun away.

How could you Lounge, how could?

He'll accuse you of bullying and post EXACTLY the same insult in 8 different places using, you guest it, the cut and paste funtion.

[Hardrock69]

Well, since he can't actually spell, copy and paste is his only course of action.

Now he just needs to copy John Holmes's Cock and Paste it up his ass....