Why do Jesus Freaks Start Drooling When They Talk About The Bible?

[Hardrock69]

I see so many of these goobers on TV, and have encountered quite a few in real life....Jerry Falwell does this...he has to lick his lips about every other sentence....

"Let uth tern to Thethalonions chapter three, verth theventeen....."

Of course some of these people start actually foaming at the mouth, getting all hysterical and wide-eyed like Robert Tilton (otherwise known as FartMan).

I had a boss once who sould start drooling whenever he talked about the Bible.....

Man...somebody get these people a bucket...



But then, I probably start drooling a bit talking about stuff like how I want to lick Phoebe Cates hot snatch, or the intricacies of tone through an overdriven tube amp......

[Nitro Express]

Because they read the Song's of Solomon and they get horny and need to bang something or wank one off.

[DrMaddVibe]

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[Roy Munson]

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Love your sig.

[glensfallspaul]

Thankfully, Robert Tilton doesn't speak -- or pass gas -- for any Christian I know, "Jesus Freak" or otherwise.

[binnie]

Seem to remember that there was a Bill Hicks joke along the lines of "isn't it ironic that people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved..."

[FORD]

Originally posted by binnie
Seem to remember that there was a Bill Hicks joke along the lines of "isn't it ironic that people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved..."

Even more ironic is the fact that they put a Chimp in the White House.

Darwin's gotta be laughing at that one, wherever he is.

[binnie]

Originally posted by FORD
Even more ironic is the fact that they put a Chimp in the White House.

Darwin's gotta be laughing at that one, wherever he is.

He's in heaven, scratching his head and looking at God saying "so dinosaurs didn't really exist at all, you were just planting them to test our faith - damn......"

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by FORD
Even more ironic is the fact that they put a Chimp in the White House.

Darwin's gotta be laughing at that one, wherever he is.

He's in Westminster Abbey in London.

[Seshmeister]

Or on a happy note from the website that I got the pic

Darwin doesn't have a resting place. When he died he entered eternal oblivion. Nothing he did, and nothing that any of us do, has any lasting significance or meaning.

One day our sun will turn into a red giant. When that happens its corona will expand beyond the orbit of the earth. The earth's atmosphere will be stripped away, the seas will boil away, the sands will fuse into glass, and all life will be exterminated. There will be no record of anything anyone has ever done, created, or thought.

[Seshmeister]

Reminds me of 'Play it again Sam'...

Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollack, isn't it?

Museum Girl: Yes, it is.

Allan: What does it say to you?

Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

Museum Girl: Committing suicide.

Allan: What about Friday night?

[jhale667]

Re: Why do Jesus Freaks Start Drooling When They Talk About The Bible?

Originally posted by Hardrock69

But then, I probably start drooling a bit talking about stuff like how I want to lick Phoebe Cates hot snatch, or the intricacies of tone through an overdriven tube amp......

Yeah, but that is totally understandable.....

[Unchainme]

Or on a happy note from the website that I got the pic

Wasn't there an old urban legend that he converted to Christianity on his death bed? Or am I remembering incorrectly

Eh, as for Hardrocks orignal post. Some people are just nutty as Christians and take it to the extreme. Sort of bums me out to see some one like Pat Robertson be the representative of Christian Faith in America and people like Katydid pop up all over the place, when there are perfectly sane Christians that are all over the place, and reject a lot of the homophobic/racist/whackjob rhetoric that come out of 700 Club. Hell, I don't even think I've wasted a secound of ever watching that dribble.

I auctually believe that it's possible that Evolution/Big Bang, whatever you may call it auctually doesn't conflict all that much with having Faith in a God.

[GAR]

Wasn't there an old urban legend that he converted to Christianity on his death bed?

DLR converted Saturday 10-21-1972, but apparently wasn't sincere about the issue for it to take root..

[Seshmeister]

Wasn't there an old urban legend that he converted to Christianity on his death bed? Or am I remembering incorrectly

Yeah there is a legend but it is untrue.

It wouldn't matter either way because he was a scientist not a prophet. What the creationists fail to realise all the time is that his work was just the start of a huge process.

When Dawkins dies someone somewhere will also claim that he converted on his deathbed. Its got to the point that notable athiests are making a point of releasing press statements on their deathbeds to say that they haven't converted.