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  • Sgt Schultz
    Commando
    • Mar 2004
    • 1268

    The Weekly Sgt. Schultz Gets Owned Thread

    Algerian car bombing kills 8

    A car bombing killed at least eight people at military barracks southeast of the Algerian capital on Wednesday, according to local media.

    The attack occurred some 50 miles southeast of Algiers, according to Algerian media reporting from the scene. No other details were immediately available.

    In April, coordinated suicide bombings killed 33 people and injured more than 200 in the Algerian capital.

    Al-Qaida in Islamic North Africa claimed responsibility for those attacks. The group, formerly called the GSPC, was built on the foundations of an Algerian insurgency movement that fought to topple the nation's secular government in the 1990s.

    The insurgency broke out in 1992 after the army canceled elections that a fundamentalist Islamic party was set to win, and over the years as many as 200,000 people — including militants, security forces and civilians — were killed. Until recently, attacks had been waning

    My cousin, who has been living in Algeria for 20 years, has finally been able to move back to the U.S.. Her family had to pretty much keep her in hiding because of her nationality

    .........and now the rest of this week's news from everyone's favorit religion!

    Date Country City Killed Injured Description
    7/11/07 Somalia Mogadishu 7 4 Islamists kill civilians and police by throwing grenades into a market.
    7/11/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 Islamists murder a rubber worker on his plantation.
    7/11/07 Algeria Lakhdria 8 20 At least eight people are killed when a teenage suicide bomber detonates near a sports venue.
    7/10/07 Somalia Mogadishu 2 5 Two civilians are killed when a grenade is thrown into a busy marketplace.
    7/10/07 Philippines Basilan 14 9 Abu Sayyaf militants kill 14 members of a search party looking for a kidnapped priest. At least ten are beheaded.
    7/10/07 Iraq Sherween 18 40 Eighteen villagers are killed when al-Qaeda militants stage an assault.
    7/10/07 Afghanistan Deh Rawud 17 30 A suicide bomber detonates at a market, killing seventeen innocencts, including children.
    7/10/07 Pakistan Kohat 1 11 Islamic militants kill one soldier at a checkpoint.
    7/10/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 A village chief is ambushed killed on the road by Muslim terrorists, as he is driving home football players.
    7/10/07 Thailand Yala 1 0 A 48-year-old Buddhist man is shot to death in his car by Muslim radicals.
    7/9/07 Pakistan Peshawar 3 1 Three Chinese motorcycle workers are shot to death by Islamic radicals.
    7/9/07 Chechnya Vedeno 3 5 Mujahideen stop a Russian vehicle with a landmine, then shoot the occupants.
    7/9/07 Somalia Mogadishu 3 8 At least three civilians are killed when Islamists lob grenades into a market.
    7/9/07 Iraq Ghazaliya 4 0 Four members of a family are kidnapped and strangled by Islamic terrorists.
    7/8/07 Iraq Baghdad 2 0 The bodies of a husband and wife, kidnapped by al-Qaeda, surface with slit throats.
    7/8/07 Pakistan Bannu 1 3 Islamic militants attack a security patrol with grenades.
    7/8/07 Somalia Mogadishu 1 0 Islamic gunmen shoot a policeman three times in the head.
    7/8/07 Afghanistan Kandahar 2 0 Two civilians are beheaded by the Taliban.
    7/8/07 Pakistan Bajur 1 7 Islamic militants detonate a bomb under a police vehicle, killing one officer.
    7/8/07 Pakistan Islamabad 1 0 A Pakistani solider is killed by an Islamist sniper outside a mosque.
    7/7/07 Chechnya Grozny 2 1 A police officer and an engineer are killed in separate attacks by Jihadis.
    7/7/07 Afghanistan Kunar 1 8 A 10-year-old boy is killed when Islamic terrorists fire a rocket into his home.
    7/7/07 Afghanistan Uruzgan 1 0 Religious extremists kidnap a man from his home and then shoot him to death.
    7/6/07 Pakistan Dir 4 1 A suicide bomber on a bicylce kills four Pakistani soldiers.
    7/6/07 Pakistan North Waziristan 2 4 An attack by radical Islamists leaves at least two tribesmen dead.
    7/6/07 Pakistan Islamabad 2 0 Two students are executed by mosque radicals over their plans to surrender to police.
    7/6/07 Somalia Mogadishu 1 0 A government official is assassinated by members of an Islamic militia.
    7/6/07 Thailand Pattani 1 0 A 50-year-old Buddhist woman is shot to death by Islamists in her store.
    7/6/07 Thailand Yala 1 0 An elderly rubber worker is murdered by Muslim extremists.
    7/6/07 Somalia Huriwa 4 6 Islamists kill four more children with a roadside bomb.
    7/6/07 Somalia Mogadishu 5 0 Five children are killed when a landmine planted by Islamic militias explodes.
    7/6/07 Somalia Afgoi 1 0 A bus station guard is shot to death by Islamic gunmen.
    7/5/07 Afghanistan Spin Boldak 8 11 A suicidal Sunni rams an Afghan convoy with an explosives-laden car, killing eight.
    7/5/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 A 32-year-old rubber worker is shot to death by Islamic militants.
    7/5/07 Somalia Bossaso 1 0 A government employee is gunned down at a restaurant.
    7/5/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 A civilian is gunned down by militant Muslims.
    7/4/07 Pakistan Bannu 11 6 Two children are among eleven people killed when a suicide car bomber rams into a group of vehicles.
    7/4/07 Pal. Auth. Gaza 1 0 A civilian is killed in a shootout between two Islamist groups.
    7/4/07 Afghansitan Kandahar 7 0 Six Canadians and one Afghan are killed by a roadside bomb planted by the Taliban.
    7/4/07 Pakistan Swat 4 2 Four civilians are killed when a Muslim terrorist tosses a grenade onto a city street.
    7/4/07 Pakistan Charbagh 1 0 al-Qaeda militants gun down a policeman on his way to work.
    7/4/07 India Kupwara 1 0 A man is killed in a Mujahideen landmine attack.
    7/4/07 Pakistan Swat 1 4 Pro-Taliban militants fire a rocket into a police station, killing one officer.
    7/3/07 India Rajouri 1 1 Hizb-ul-Mujahideen terrorists attack a security patrol, killing one member.
    7/3/07 Pakistan Islamabad 3 0 A Pakistani soldier, businessman and a cameraman are shot to death by student radicals at a madrassah.
    7/3/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 A young woman is shot to death by Muslims as she is picking up food for her mother.
    Last edited by Sgt Schultz; 07-11-2007, 04:57 PM.
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58759

    #2
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49136

      #3
      Gee. Another partisan linkless spam featuring the statistical "facts" posted out of context...

      Well, there are lies, damn lies, and then there are__________. --Mark Twain


      BTW, notice how they mention just a couple of incidents from Iraq?

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49136

        #4
        The Six Most Feared but Least Likely Causes of Death
        by www.SixWise.com

        ...
        Terrorist attack: With the recent London bombings and September 11th not too far behind, death by terrorist attack is fresh in many people's minds. A poll in Conde Nast Traveler in February 2003 found that one-third of respondents feared a terrorist attack. What are your real odds of dying this way? Historically speaking, it's a one in 9.3 million chance--which is a slightly greater risk than you have of dying in an avalanche.
        ....

        Actual Leading Causes of Death

        An unhealthy diet is actually a leading cause of death in the United States.

        Biggest fears aside, the Journal of the American Medical Association published a study that uncovered the actual leading causes of death in the United States (in 2000). Overwhelmingly, these causes stem from our own, modifiable behaviors.

        *

        Tobacco (435,000 deaths, 18.1 percent of total U.S. deaths)
        *

        Poor diet and physical inactivity (400,000 deaths, 16.6 percent)
        *

        Alcohol consumption (85,000 deaths, 3.5 percent)
        *

        Microbial agents (75,000)
        *

        Toxic agents (55,000)
        *

        Motor vehicle crashes (43,000)
        *

        Incidents involving firearms (29,000)
        *

        Sexual behaviors (20,000)
        * Illicit use of drugs (17,000)



        See, you don't have to such a 'chicken little' pussy when it comes to terrorism.

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        • DEMON CUNT
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 3240

          #5
          In addition, according to the CDC, one is more likely to die in a lightning strike than a terror event.

          "Sgt" Slutz has plagiarized this religious hysteria from other websites. The "my cousin" testimoy smacks of Napoleon Dynamite.

          Too bad his Führer has ignored Al-Qaida and squandered our military resources in Iraq.
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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32797

            #6
            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            The Six Most Feared but Least Likely Causes of Death
            by www.SixWise.com

            ...
            Terrorist attack: With the recent London bombings and September 11th not too far behind, death by terrorist attack is fresh in many people's minds. A poll in Conde Nast Traveler in February 2003 found that one-third of respondents feared a terrorist attack. What are your real odds of dying this way? Historically speaking, it's a one in 9.3 million chance--which is a slightly greater risk than you have of dying in an avalanche.
            ....

            Actual Leading Causes of Death

            An unhealthy diet is actually a leading cause of death in the United States.

            Biggest fears aside, the Journal of the American Medical Association published a study that uncovered the actual leading causes of death in the United States (in 2000). Overwhelmingly, these causes stem from our own, modifiable behaviors.

            *

            Tobacco (435,000 deaths, 18.1 percent of total U.S. deaths)
            *

            Poor diet and physical inactivity (400,000 deaths, 16.6 percent)
            *

            Alcohol consumption (85,000 deaths, 3.5 percent)
            *

            Microbial agents (75,000)
            *

            Toxic agents (55,000)
            *

            Motor vehicle crashes (43,000)
            *

            Incidents involving firearms (29,000)
            *

            Sexual behaviors (20,000)
            * Illicit use of drugs (17,000)



            See, you don't have to such a 'chicken little' pussy when it comes to terrorism.
            Shit. Eating like Sammy Hagar and being a lazy ass are almost as deadly as cigarettes!
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Sgt Schultz
              Commando
              • Mar 2004
              • 1268

              #7
              Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
              In addition, according to the CDC, one is more likely to die in a lightning strike than a terror event.
              My updates about Islamic fanatics are not about fear. They are about exposing what kind of "religion" Islam is.

              Originally posted by DEMON CUNT The "my cousin" testimoy smacks of Napoleon Dynamite.
              No, actually in this case I'm serious. My cousin Debbie married a guy who was going to school at UW-Madison. He was from Algeria. She moved with him back to Algeria in the mid-80s and had 4 kids.

              A few months ago her and her 4 kids moved to the U.S. Because of the bad situation there she could barely come out of their house and if she did have to ride in a car they would hide her under blankets.

              Originally posted by DEMON CUNT Too bad his Führer has ignored Al-Qaida and squandered our military resources in Iraq.
              Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?

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              • BigBadBrian
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10620

                #8
                Originally posted by Sgt Schultz


                Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?
                He is.

                Most of those people are saying just that.

                “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58759

                  #9
                  Haven't you Busheep seen "The Power of Nightmares" yet?

                  There is no such thing as Al Qaeda in Iraq.
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49136

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
                    My updates about Islamic fanatics are not about fear. They are about exposing what kind of "religion" Islam is.


                    Who gives a fuck? Then don't convert from whatever you are to Islam then...

                    No, actually in this case I'm serious. My cousin Debbie married a guy who was going to school at UW-Madison. He was from Algeria. She moved with him back to Algeria in the mid-80s and had 4 kids.

                    A few months ago her and her 4 kids moved to the U.S. Because of the bad situation there she could barely come out of their house and if she did have to ride in a car they would hide her under blankets.
                    Lesson learned! Don't fucking move to Algeria...

                    Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?
                    They're not! They're mostly battling Sunni insurgents while being undermined by the Shiite gov't we've spent billion$ to build up...

                    And what is "al Qaida?" Any moron can say, "hey, I'm now in al Qaida," even though he has nothing to do with Bin Laden and is no real threat to the continental United States, nor is he in any real organized effort to spread terror beyond his own borders.

                    Again, giving into the semantics of terror and fear. It's interesting how our gov't, and al Qaida, have some of the same objectives. Mainly, using fear to control and influence....

                    And as always, if you feel so strongly about the US military battling Sunnis, then by all means join up...

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                    • knuckleboner
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2927

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
                      My updates about Islamic fanatics are not about fear. They are about exposing what kind of "religion" Islam is.


                      and indeed you have exposed it. given the 46 events for this week you listed, and the roughly 1.1 billion worldwide muslim population, you've shown that at least 0.0000042% of all muslims are terrorists.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49136

                        #12
                        He also forgot to relate that the vast majority of jihadist terrorism is Muslim on Muslim violence that is isolated to various parts of the world...

                        "sgt" Schultz also forgot to mention that the civil war in Algeria was precipitated by a canceled democratic election. Canceled by the Algerian Army because they feared that Islamicist parties would win, and its cancellation was fully supported and sanctioned by the US...
                        Last edited by Nickdfresh; 07-12-2007, 08:22 PM.

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                        • DEMON CUNT
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 3240

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
                          My updates about Islamic fanatics are not about fear. They are about exposing what kind of "religion" Islam is.
                          Oh really? So, what kind of "religion" is it? You are distracting yourself with this shit. Islam was around long before you and will be around long after.

                          Shall we judge every Christian by the actions of Rev. Fred Phelps?

                          Your politics are based on fear. You need a bad guy to fear and a hero to save you.

                          I am pretty sure you have seen the infamous "abu ghraib" photos of all the ugly abuse that the prisoners were subjected to. You have heard the stories about our soldiers slaughtering Iraqi families. What does that make us?

                          If you offered the stats on American murderers who also claim to believe in 'god' we would have something to contrast your "updates" against.

                          No, actually in this case I'm serious. My cousin Debbie married a guy who was going to school at UW-Madison. He was from Algeria. She moved with him back to Algeria in the mid-80s and had 4 kids.

                          A few months ago her and her 4 kids moved to the U.S. Because of the bad situation there she could barely come out of their house and if she did have to ride in a car they would hide her under blankets.
                          Good to hear that your cousin and her family are safe in the states.

                          Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?
                          I am saying that your Führer is ignoring al-Qaida and the man that planned the 911 attacks. How can you say that al-Qaida or terrorism is really a great concern for the admistration as our borders sit wide open?

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                          Any members of al-Qaida currently in Iraq followed us into Iraq.
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                          • DEMON CUNT
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 3240

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                            He is.

                            Most of those people are saying just that.
                            Yes. The same people that called bullshit on the WMD story are calling bullshit on your phony war on terror.

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                            • DEMON CUNT
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 3240

                              #15
                              Originally posted by knuckleboner
                              you've shown that at least 0.0000042% of all muslims are terrorists.
                              Brilliant!
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