The Weekly Sgt. Schultz Gets Owned Thread

[LoungeMachine]

My first reaction was to dump this worthless piece of shit....


But reading Sgt. Spittle in here getting fucking OWNED is priceless.....

Even kb scored a kill shot.

LMMFAO

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
My first reaction was to dump this worthless piece of shit....


But reading Sgt. Spittle in here getting fucking OWNED is priceless.....

Fuck yeah. Funnest thread ever. Educational as well. I hope all y'all neocons got something out of it too.

As for the "Sgt", he lurks, but dares not post. For he lays in wait for further talking points.

[Nickdfresh]

Why'd ya' think I didn't dump this unattributed, redundant piece of shit?

Shits and giggles...

[Sgt Schultz]

malignant narcissism

Cunt, Nick, and Lounge, seek impeachment of Bush and Cheney.

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


Even kb scored a kill shot.

even?!

ouch...

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
malignant narcissism

I am sorry to hear. How long have you been suffering from this disorder?

Don't get mad, get better rhetoric.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by knuckleboner
you've shown that at least 0.0000042% of all muslims are terrorists.

Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

[FORD]

Originally posted by sadaist
Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

Not sure. Why don't you ask this guy......




or anyone on this website....

http://www.armyofgod.com/POClist.html

Or these friends of Ronald Reagan and Poppy Bush.....



All good "Christians".....

[sadaist]

Originally posted by FORD
Not sure. Why don't you ask this guy......

I can't, he's dead and my Ouija board is missing. Maybe Jesus Christ or Satan can help out....Ford?

[FORD]

I'm sure Satan is very well acquainted with McVeigh by now. But he hasn't been up here a lot lately.

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by sadaist
Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

well, yeah. i have no way of knowing the exact numbers, but presumably of the entire amount of terrorists, i could believe that muslims represent a higher proportion of terrorists than their percentage of population at large.

but so?


what if terrorists are 100 times more likely to be muslim than christian? if both terrorist groups are still so minute a percentage compared to their representative groups, is it really that indicative of anything?

[Nickdfresh]

LOL @ the one-man anti-jihad calling others "narcissistic."

And I dared once said you didn't have a classical education! Now if you could grasp the concept of irony, "sgt" Schultz...

And maybe throw in reading a myth about "hubris" while you're at it...

[Baby's On Fire]

Originally posted by sadaist
Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

BINGO sir.

HOWEVER

Why Do so-called Christians get a pass? Fact is, ALL religion is evil and the cause of terrorism. Whether it be the Crusades, or The Spanish Inquisition, or the Jesuits, or the modern-day Catholic priest buggering young boys with the full endorsement of the Pope and the idiot parishioners who go to churhc every Sunday and dole out money into a plate to listen to fairy tales.

Having ranted about all that, the terrorists in the White House are every bit as bad as the fucking towel heads. Every bit as bad. Bush has caused the murder of about 650, 000 people, and counting.

[Angel]

Definition of Terrorism
[Source: Patterns of Global Terrorism. Washington: Dept. of State, 2001: vi]

"No one definition of terrorism has gained universal acceptance. For the purposes of this report, however, we have chosen the definition of terrorism contained in Title 22 of the United States Code, Section 2656f(d). That statute contains the following definitions:

The term "terrorism" means premeditated, politically motivated violence perpetrated against noncombatant (1) targets by subnational groups or clandestine agents, usually intended to influence an audience.

The term "international terrorism" means terrorism involving citizens or the territory of more than one country.

The term "terrorist group" means any group practicing, or that has significant subgroups that practice, international terrorism.

The U.S. Government has employed this definition of terrorism for statistical and analytical purposes since 1983.

Domestic terrorism is probably a more widespread phenomenon than international terrorism. Because international terrorism has a direct impact on U.S. interests, it is the primary focus of this report. However, the report also describes, but does not provide statistics on, significant developments in domestic terrorism."

Terrorist acts have been committed by Christians, Muslims, Jews, Drug dealers, Mobsters, Biker gangs.....

[Angel]

Originally posted by sadaist
Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

Well, Wikipedia isn't the greatest source in the world, however: it depends on which period you are you're referring to:

1st-10th century
1st century, Judea: The Sicarii (Daggers), a radical group of Jewish Zealots, murdered Romans, Herodians, and other Jews they deemed treacherous to their kin, using daggers hidden inside their cloaks. When faced with an open battle they committed mass suicide at the fortress at Masada.

11th-18th century
11th century, Middle East : The Hasaniyyin, followers of Hasan-i Sabbah, formed a radical group that murdered important enemies. The group is more widely known by the derogatory name of Hashshashin, i.e. partakers of hashish. Many say that their name is the source for the word 'assassin'.[1]
November 5, 1605: The Gunpowder Plot, an attempt to assassinate the members of the British Parliament along with King James I by destroying the Palace of Westminster with explosives. It was discovered and put down before the plan was executed.

19th century
1831: Jan van Speyk detonates his own ship in the harbour of Antwerp.
1840: Benjamin Lett destroys a monument to British general Sir Isaac Brock
1856, 1858, 1859: raids by John Brown in his fight against slavery.
1863: Morgan's Raid led by John Hunt Morgan
1865: John Wilkes Booth assassinates President Lincoln during a comedy at a theatre in Washington D.C.
1868: The Ku Klux Klan in Georgia engage in many acts including whipping of black women and assassination of Republican Party members. It is impossible to untangle local vigilante violence from political terrorism by the organized Klan, but it is clear that attacks on blacks became common during 1868. The Freedmen's Bureau agents reported 336 cases of murder or assault with intent to kill on freedmen across the state from January 1 through November 15. In the next three years Black churches and schools were burned, teachers were attacked, and freed people who refused to show "proper" deference were beaten and killed.[2]
1868: Attempted assassination of Prince Alfred in Sydney, Australia
The Fenian Brotherhood attacked Canadian targets in order to bring pressure on Britain to withdraw from Ireland
1881 July 2: American President James Garfield is assassinated by religious fanatic Charles J. Guiteau.
1881: Tzar Alexander II of Russia is assassinated by a People's Will (Narodnaya volya) terrorist.
1886: Bomb at Haymarket Square, Chicago during a labor rally kills twelve people.
1891 May 11: Assassination attempt on Nicholas II of Russia by a Japanese police officer named Tsuda Sanzo.
1894: Explosion at the Royal Greenwich Observatory in London. The bomb goes off prematurely, killing only the bomber.

1900s-1940s

The Wall Street Bombing 1901 September 6: American President William McKinley is assassinated by anarchist Leon Czolgosz.
1904 May 18: Ion Perdicaris and Cromwell Varley kidnapped and ransomed by bandit Mulai Ahmed er Raisuli in Morocco.
1904 June 16: Governor-General Nikolai Ivanovich Bobrikov is assassinated in Senate House in Helsinki by Finnish nationalist Eugen Schauman.
1909 October 26: Assassination of Japanese Prime Minister Ito Hirobumi by Korean independence activist An Jung-geun.
1910 October 1: A bomb at the Los Angeles Times newspaper building in Los Angeles, California, United States, killed 21 workers.
1914 June 28: Assassination in Sarajevo of Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria and his wife, precipitating World War I.
1915 January 1: Battle of Broken Hill - Turkish nationalists shoot at civilians in the Australian town, killing six.
1915 July 2 Frank Holt, (a.k.a. Erich Muenter) a German professor exploded a bomb in the reception room of the U.S. Senate. The next morning he tried to assassinate J.P. Morgan, Jr., son of the financier whose company served as Great Britain’s principal U.S. purchasing agent for munitions and other war supplies to try and stop the United States entry into World War I against Germany.[3]
1920 September 16: Wall Street Bombing kills 38 people and wounds 300 others.
1925 April 16: St Nedelya Church assault kills 150 people, mostly high-ranked individuals, and wounds 500 in the Bulgarian capital Sofia
1927: The Ku Klux Klan launch a wave of political terror in Alabama.
1929: Palestinian civilians and policemen murder 67 Jews in Hebron, Palestine. The Hebron Massacre took place 18 years before Israel's independence.
1933 October 10: A Boeing 247 is destroyed in midflight by a nitroglycerin bomb. All seven people aboard are killed. This incident is the first proven case of air sabotage in the history of aviation.
1934 October 9: Assassination of King Alexander I of Yugoslavia and French Foreign Minister Louis Barthou in Marseille by Ustashas and IMRO
1940 - 1956: George Metesky, "the Mad Bomber" placed over 30 bombs in New York City in public places such as Grand Central Station and The Paramount Theatere injuring ten during this period in protest of the local electric utility. He also sent many threatening letters.
1946 July 22: Bombing of King David Hotel, the British Military HQ in Jerusalem, by the Zionist group Irgun, with 91 deaths - a mix of military and civilian
1948 January 30: Mahatma Gandhi is assassinated by Nathuram Godse
1948 September 17: Assassination of Count Folke Bernadotte, United Nations mediator in Palestine, and his aide by Lehi

1950s
During this and the next decade The Ku Klux Klan re-emerges. Some of the tactics used are lynching, cross burning and assassination.
1950 November 1: Puerto Rican nationalists fail to assassinate President Truman.
1954: Lavon Affair – Mossad agents bomb targets in Egypt, attempting to discredit the Egyptian government.
1954 March 1: U.S. Capitol shooting incident by Puerto Rican nationalists, wounding five Congressmen.
1955 April 11: Air India "Kashmir Princess" (Lockheed Constellation) went down on the sea near Natuna Island, Indonesia after a bomb explosion, killing 16 people. The plane was chartered by the People's Republic of China (PRC) government for carrying an official delegation to Bandung Conference in Bandung, Indonesia. Possible suspects include a Kuomintang (Chinese Nationalist Party) secret agent who put the bomb in the aircraft during transit in Hong Kong intending to kill PRC Prime Minister Zhou Enlai.
1955 August 28: Lynching of Emmett Louis Till in Mississippi.
1955, August: Members of the Algerian FLN massacre civilians in the town of Philippeville.
1956 September 30: The FLN sets off bombs at the office of Air France and elsewhere in Algiers.
1958 October 12: Bombing of the Hebrew Benevolent Congregation Temple Atlanta, Georgia suspicion done by white racists.

1960s
1960 March 4: Possible bombing of the Belgian ammunition carrier La Coubre in the port of Habana, killing over 30 people
1961 April 8: Omani terrorists blow up the passenger liner MV Dara, killing 238 people
1963: 16th Street Baptist Church bombing. A member of the Ku Klux Klan bombed a Church in Birmingham, Alabama, killing four girls aged 11-14.
1963 November 22: President John F. Kennedy is assassinated while at a rally in Texas.
1965: The Ku Klux Klan murders Viola Liuzzo, a Southern-raised white mother of five who was visiting the South from her home in Detroit to attend a civil rights march. At the time of her murder Liuzzo was transporting Civil Rights Marchers.
1965: The Monumental Plot - New York Police thwart an attempt to dynamite the Statue of Liberty, Liberty Bell, and the Washington Monument by three members of the pro Castro Black Liberation Front and a Quebec Separatist.[4]
1966 March 8: A group of former IRA men planted a bomb that destroyed Nelson's Pillar in Dublin
1966: Ulster Volunteer Force declares war on the IRA; on June 26 they commit three sectarian murders.
1966: NAACP leader Vernon Dahme assassinated by firebomb exploded by The Ku Klux Klan.
1966 September 22: A bazooka attack on the Cuban embassy in Ottawa is made.
1966 October 5: Anti-Castro forces bomb the offices of the Cuban trade delegation in Ottawa.
1967: May - December: In the Hong Kong 1967 riots, evolved from civil disobedience to terrorism. Leftists killed at least 51 people including eleven policemen, a bomb expert of the British forces and a fireman, through murders or bombs.
1968: Spring During a student rebellion at Columbia University members of the Students for a Democratic Society and Student Afro-American Society held a Dean hostage demanding an end to both military research on campus and construction of a gymnasium in nearby Harlem.[5]
1968 June 6: Senator Robert F. Kennedy assassinated by Sirhan Sirhan.
1968, August: Prior to Democratic Convention that year in Chicago Yippie party cofounder Abbie Hoffman threatened to spike the water of that city with LSD.[6]
1968 December 26: Two Palestinian gunmen travel from Beirut to Athens, and attack an El Al jet there, killing one person
1969 February 13: the Front de Libération du Québec (FLQ) set off a powerful bomb that ripped through the Montreal Stock Exchange causing massive destruction and seriously injuring 27 people.
1969 December 12: Piazza Fontana bombing in Milan, killing 16 people.

The rest of the list is just too damned long to keep on going.

Damn, we've had a lot more terrorist acts in Canada than I realized...

The KKK seems to be right up there with the best of them. And of course, we can never forget the IRA.

As a side note - sadaist... It's always a pleasure to get to that beach in your signature!