The Lamest Cars of all time

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    The Lamest Cars of all time

    The Reliant Robin gets my vote.

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    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • binnie
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2006
    • 19145

    #2
    I was gonna say Reliant Robin when I looked at the title of this thread.

    Also, see anything made by Ugo....
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    • thome
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Mar 2005
      • 6678

      #3


      I guess this thing had a aluminum block a first for mass production american or some shit what a piece of crap.

      My old man had one new and two years into it he was driving down the street the drivers side axel came unhooked at the differential rolled
      out about 1 ft from the side of the car no brakes.
      luckilly he was in suburbia and was only doing 25mph .

      Chevy gave him another one then my brohter got braodsided by a jaggof flipped it tree times landed on the roof walked away.

      and still had time to check on the drunk who T-boned him.
      Nice guy my bro, bad car, cursed i said.

      I seen one with a blown 396 and 50 Cragers back in the day god it was UGLY.

      The Cragers were worth more than this rolling junk.

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      • hideyoursheep
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2007
        • 6351

        #4
        This ....



        Along with these...


        Some folks may dig these Scions, but methinks they're hideous.

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        • MAX
          Rotharmy Gladiator

          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12995

          #5
          Fuck, those VW "Thing's" were cool!!! lol I'd never own one though.

          What about Yugos, Dodge Darts, Plymouth Dusters and so on? Nawww cos fuck it... In a weird way, those cars (excluding the Yugo) were kinda cool. lol







          Seriously, here's one...

          Suzuki Samurai...



          Then again, kina cool in a nostalgic way for me.

          Ah Hah!!! Just thought of the biggest pieces of shit ever and I have room to talk cos my brother owned one for a while. In and out of the shop every month. Fucking uncomfortable to drive. You seriously felt like you were sitting on top of a milk crate and ZERO leg room for any backseat passengers. This is truly one of the biggest piece of shit cars ever built!!!



          Can't 4x4 for shit either cos it's so fuckin' top heavy.
          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • hideyoursheep
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2007
            • 6351

            #6
            Originally posted by MAX
            Fuck, those VW "Thing's" were cool!!! lol I'd never own one though.

            What about Yugos, Dodge Darts, Plymouth Dusters and so on? Nawww cos fuck it... In a weird way, those cars (excluding the Yugo) were kinda cool. lol




            After '72 you can throw the Darts and Dusters in there...Don't forget about those GTS Darts! Bad ass they were. Ugly, but badass.
            Friend of mine still has the GTS- used to be a daily driver in the late 70's- early 80's. Now, not so much. He realizes what he has.

            Anybody remember what the hell those ugly ass boat/cars with the propellers were called? Who made them?:confused:

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            • m_dixon1984
              Foot Soldier
              • Aug 2004
              • 636

              #7
              My Dad owned an AMC Hormet (with the fake woody panels) in the mid to late 70s and it was pure shite. Ugly and useless. He owned it for 3 years and I don't think drove more than 500 miles at a time without something catastrophic happening. We lost a reat axle on the highway on a camping trip one year. Miserable hunk of American scrap metal.

              M
              http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...rip10_full.jpg

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              • hideyoursheep
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2007
                • 6351

                #8
                Originally posted by m_dixon1984
                My Dad owned an AMC Hormet (with the fake woody panels) in the mid to late 70s and it was pure shite. Miserable hunk of American scrap metal.
                Now nothing is made solely in America.

                Nor is it hardly metal.

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  #9
                  Remember these?

                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19145

                    #10


                    Old citroens take some beating....
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • WhoCares?
                      Full On Cocktard
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 37

                      #11
                      Yeah, the "Le Car" turns into a "Le Coffin" if you get hit with anything heavier than a bicycle

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                      • WhoCares?
                        Full On Cocktard
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 37

                        #12
                        Yeah, the "Le Car" turns into a "Le Coffin" if you get hit with anything heavier than a bicycle

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WhoCares?
                          Yeah, the "Le Car" turns into a "Le Coffin" if you get hit with anything heavier than a bicycle
                          LMFAO!

                          5 stars for that one.
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32797

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                            This ....



                            Along with these...


                            Some folks may dig these Scions, but methinks they're hideous.
                            Ha! I saw a white VW Thing two days ago driving around. It had been restored like new and it looked like it needed the Fantasy Island dudes in it.

                            Those little van things piss me off. They make me want to get a few guys and flip the fucker upside down.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32797

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MAX
                              Fuck, those VW "Thing's" were cool!!! lol I'd never own one though.

                              What about Yugos, Dodge Darts, Plymouth Dusters and so on? Nawww cos fuck it... In a weird way, those cars (excluding the Yugo) were kinda cool. lol







                              Seriously, here's one...

                              Suzuki Samurai...



                              Then again, kina cool in a nostalgic way for me.

                              Ah Hah!!! Just thought of the biggest pieces of shit ever and I have room to talk cos my brother owned one for a while. In and out of the shop every month. Fucking uncomfortable to drive. You seriously felt like you were sitting on top of a milk crate and ZERO leg room for any backseat passengers. This is truly one of the biggest piece of shit cars ever built!!!



                              Can't 4x4 for shit either cos it's so fuckin' top heavy.
                              I have two Land Rovers. A fully restored 1987 Range Rover Class and a Deffender that has seen some hard use. You are right, the Land Rover Discovery is shit and I never considered it worthy of the Land Rover badge. I also inherited my brother's Mercedes G Wagon when he passed away a few years ago. It's a nice off road vehicle as well.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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