Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray.

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray.

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    Naughty me would like to bang both Val and Rachel. I would love to show up in that kitchen with a bottle of Romana Sambucca and end up in a threesome!
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • naturochem
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2004
    • 495

    #2
    Jenny off another 10lbs or so & I'd drop a glob of Crisco between her cheeks!

    CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

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    "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      #3
      Hey Val, I now work for Jenny Craig.

      Sit on my face and I'll tell you your weight within an ounce or two.
      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • Jérôme Frenchise
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Nov 2004
        • 7174

        #4
        Both of them would do for me too!

        That fucking applause right after "I'm extremely protective..."... Come ooooooon!! How stOOpid...
        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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        • Eddie's Booze
          Head Fluffer
          • Apr 2007
          • 326

          #5
          Re: Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray.

          Originally posted by Nitro Express
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          Naughty me would like to bang both Val and Rachel. I would love to show up in that kitchen with a bottle of Romana Sambucca and end up in a threesome!

          Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

          Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

          And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....

          from the video there she looks like this guy.....



          http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...moking_dog.jpg

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32797

            #6
            Aw come on. You would pour some extra virgin olive oil on those Italian bitches and slide around. Slide around until they both were covered in your special Alfredo sauce.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086

              #7
              Valerie Van Whatserface always struck me as phoney ,stuck up bitch.

              B-level actress whose claim to fame for 20+ years was being married to Eddie Van Halen.

              Those two pancaked faced bitches can blow me .Seriously!
              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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              • cMb
                Head Fluffer
                • Feb 2007
                • 345

                #8
                Double-baggers, fo' sho'

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                • naturochem
                  Head Fluffer
                  • May 2004
                  • 495

                  #9
                  Re: Re: Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray.

                  Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
                  Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

                  Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

                  And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....
                  Big "Dealio..?"

                  I'm sure there's a long line of twat's in front of this fucks trailer waitin' on their turn...

                  Fuckin GHEY, even by British std's...
                  CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

                  http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

                  "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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                  • chi-town324
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 2618

                    #10
                    should be he was a really good kid...until uncle Dave got a hold of him

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                    • Hummarstra
                      Commando
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1196

                      #11


                      You guys are slaying me.

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                      • jharp84
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 2096

                        #12
                        wHA i MISS! Fuck that1 I only have one gal in mind(SO_CAL ITALIAN)! And that is between me and her! But I love you jag-offs anyway! In a Non-homo way! Ya fuckin cocksuckers! JUICE!

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12179

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
                          Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

                          Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

                          And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....

                          from the video there she looks like this guy.....



                          You Must Be Gay Then?
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12179

                            #14
                            Val=MILF
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32797

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dan
                              Val=MILF
                              Val=millionare MILF (She got all of Ed's money that's why he's selling guitars, amps, and got Dave back.)
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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