Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray.

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray.

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfFLtOt41X0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfFLtOt41X0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

    Naughty me would like to bang both Val and Rachel. I would love to show up in that kitchen with a bottle of Romana Sambucca and end up in a threesome! :D
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • naturochem
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2004
    • 495

    #2
    Jenny off another 10lbs or so & I'd drop a glob of Crisco between her cheeks!

    CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

    http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

    "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

    Comment

    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      #3
      Hey Val, I now work for Jenny Craig.

      Sit on my face and I'll tell you your weight within an ounce or two.
      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

      Comment

      • Jérôme Frenchise
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Nov 2004
        • 7218

        #4
        Both of them would do for me too! :D

        That fucking applause right after "I'm extremely protective..."... Come ooooooon!! How stOOpid...
        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

        Comment

        • Eddie's Booze
          Head Fluffer
          • Apr 2007
          • 326

          #5
          Re: Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray.

          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfFLtOt41X0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfFLtOt41X0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

          Naughty me would like to bang both Val and Rachel. I would love to show up in that kitchen with a bottle of Romana Sambucca and end up in a threesome! :D

          Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

          Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

          And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....

          from the video there she looks like this guy.....



          http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...moking_dog.jpg

          Comment

          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32942

            #6
            Aw come on. You would pour some extra virgin olive oil on those Italian bitches and slide around. :D Slide around until they both were covered in your special Alfredo sauce.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

            Comment

            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086

              #7
              Valerie Van Whatserface always struck me as phoney ,stuck up bitch.

              B-level actress whose claim to fame for 20+ years was being married to Eddie Van Halen.

              Those two pancaked faced bitches can blow me .Seriously!
              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

              Comment

              • cMb
                Head Fluffer
                • Feb 2007
                • 345

                #8
                Double-baggers, fo' sho'

                Comment

                • naturochem
                  Head Fluffer
                  • May 2004
                  • 495

                  #9
                  Re: Re: Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray.

                  Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
                  Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

                  Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

                  And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....
                  Big "Dealio..?"

                  I'm sure there's a long line of twat's in front of this fucks trailer waitin' on their turn...

                  Fuckin GHEY, even by British std's...
                  CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

                  http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

                  "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

                  Comment

                  • chi-town324
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 2618

                    #10
                    should be he was a really good kid...until uncle Dave got a hold of him

                    Comment

                    • Hummarstra
                      Commando
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1196

                      #11


                      You guys are slaying me.:D

                      Comment

                      • jharp84
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 2096

                        #12
                        wHA i MISS! Fuck that1 I only have one gal in mind(SO_CAL ITALIAN)! And that is between me and her! But I love you jag-offs anyway! In a Non-homo way! Ya fuckin cocksuckers! JUICE!

                        Comment

                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
                          Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

                          Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

                          And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....

                          from the video there she looks like this guy.....



                          You Must Be Gay Then?
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

                          Comment

                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194

                            #14
                            Val=MILF
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

                            Comment

                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dan
                              Val=MILF
                              Val=millionare MILF (She got all of Ed's money that's why he's selling guitars, amps, and got Dave back.)
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

                              Comment

                              Working...