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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    Bon Jovi The Dope Slinger

    Bon Jovi dealt drugs as a teenager
    31/10/2007 - 10:47:18

    Jon Bon Jovi worked as a drug dealer to make cash in the days before he became a rock star.

    The 'Livin' On A Prayer' singer has revealed he bought and sold drugs in a bid to make "a couple (of) bucks" when he was a struggling teenage wannabe on the mean streets of his native New Jersey.

    He tells America's Best Life magazine: "I did the drug thing very young and wised up very young too, because I was into drugs a little too much.

    "I was entrepreneurial even then, buying quarter pounds of dope and trying to make a couple (of) bucks."






    Bon Jovi admits he was smart enough not to sample his own product - after one test trip left him suffering throughout a whole summer.

    He adds: "Did you ever smoke dope that was laced with PCP and then have that whole summer of hallucinations?

    "That's why I've never been a drug guy. I've always felt I didn't have the mental stability to handle drugs."


    LMMFAO

    Never been a drug guy....... yeah riiiight.

    He and Sambora were known Hoovers back in the day....



    *editor's note: Layne always had the best 'cid.


    Party on Wayne.......
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • binnie
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2006
    • 19144

    #2
    Methinks that someone is trying to make himself look edgy Mr. Jovi.

    Next week on I'm a cool rock store: Kip Winger - I used to fuck crack whores in the ass....
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    • Diamondjimi
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2004
      • 12086

      #3
      Yeah,Kip could use a few headlines these days..........

      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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      • Terry
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 11957

        #4
        Jon Bon Jovi represents soft, wussy, pussifed, contrite, mundane, run-of-the-mill rock dripping with weepy, faux-sentimental power ballads so limp-wristed they make even Red Tubs blush. His useless music is indicative of the worst pop rock has to offer twenty years ago (or in any other era). Don't care how many records he sold; shit is shit, regardless of how many 13 year-old teenage girls lapped it up two decades ago (and, to be fair, there were a lot of them).

        Even if this whole "I sold dope in my teens" story IS true, who gives a flying fuck? Obviously whatever dope he sold was laced with wimp dust, as opposed to angel dust. Everyone and their brother was doing cocaine in the 1980s.

        Sambora, on the other hand, was a bit of a crystal meth freak...out of any member of the band, it was only the bass player (think his name is Alec Such, or something) who seemed to be a bit of a badass (heavy drinking, carrying guns around and the like), and he got fired for his troubles; apparently he scared the rest of the girls in the band.

        Although Bon Jovi was tapping Rebecca DeMornay back in the day, so that's ONE thing he's got in his favor...
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555

          #5
          Originally posted by Terry


          Sambora, on the other hand, was a bit of a crystal meth freak...out of any member of the band, it was only the bass player (think his name is Alec Such, or something) who seemed to be a bit of a badass (heavy drinking, carrying guns around and the like), and he got fired for his troubles; apparently he scared the rest of the girls in the band.

          Almost right...

          Alec [John Such] was fired for being such a terrible bass player.

          He fucked up live more times than anyone could count.

          Pretty well known that after the first album session pros played all of the bass parts that Sambora didnt play.

          They kept AJ for the tours out of loyalty to the old days.

          But he blew chunks live.

          And Sambora was a huge fan of Bolivian Marching Powder

          Not too sure about the meth claim...

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • Terry
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 11957

            #6
            Think Ally Sheedy said something about doing a bunch of meth at a party with Sambora, after which point he grabbed the back of her head and pulled it towards his lap, inviting her to "suck me, bitch".

            Such stupid behavior; doesn't Sambora know Sheedy is a dyke?

            Will have to take your word about Such and his substandard live performances. Not being a smartass in saying that, just haven't heard much in the way of live Bon Jovi.
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • Ozzy Fudd
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1667

              #7
              Originally posted by Terry
              Think Ally Sheedy said something about doing a bunch of meth at a party with Sambora, after which point he grabbed the back of her head and pulled it towards his lap, inviting her to "suck me, bitch".

              Such stupid behavior; doesn't Sambora know Sheedy is a dyke?
              HA! classic
              Roth Army MP
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
              or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
              She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
              Originally posted by JAY HALE
              so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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              • DrMaddVibe
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6659

                #8
                Originally posted by Terry
                Will have to take your word about Such and his substandard live performances. Not being a smartass in saying that, just haven't heard much in the way of live Bon Jovi.

                That goes for Winger too!
                http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17113

                  #9
                  Its hard to imagine Bon Jovi and Sambora as Drug fiends,
                  you couldnt pick it from their music, thats for sure..
                  If I didnt know better I would have marked them down
                  as Christian Rockers lol....

                  Well there ya go... So Heather Locklear must be a
                  blow demon too, first Tommy Lee then Sambora......
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19144

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Panamark


                    Well there ya go... So Heather Locklear must be a
                    blow demon too, first Tommy Lee then Sambora......
                    It's not the kind of blow I'd want her to be doing
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185

                      #11
                      Re: Bon Jovi The Dope Slinger

                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                      Jon Bon Jovi worked as a drug dealer to make cash in the days before he became a rock star.
                      Surely you jest?

                      I call "profile raising" on this one...
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19144

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Coyote
                        Surely you jest?

                        I call "profile raising" on this one...
                        I think so too. Kind of sad that he thinks he needs to tell people this shit....
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • Coyote
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8185

                          #13
                          Originally posted by binnie
                          I think so too. Kind of sad that he thinks he needs to tell people this shit....
                          His whole career's been kinda sad...

                          The 'Livin' On A Prayer' singer
                          Need I say more?
                          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32555

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            Its hard to imagine Bon Jovi and Sambora as Drug fiends,
                            you couldnt pick it from their music, thats for sure..
                            ..
                            Sometimes the most white bread acts are the sleaziest in person...

                            Johnnie Carson was a known coke fiend in the 70's


                            I remember Jon and Richie doinf a PSA on MTV for RAD

                            "Hey, we're Bon Jovi, and drugs aren't an everyday thing with us"

                            They never said don't do drugs....

                            Just not every day LOL

                            But as far as the "revelation" that young Jon slung dope for gas money....

                            I believe it, sure. But why now he feels it's newsworthy is suspect.

                            Who needs street cred at this point in their career????
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Coyote
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8185

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                              Who needs street cred at this point in their career????
                              Those who never had any?
                              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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