Bon Jovi The Dope Slinger

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #16
    Good point....
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49210

      #17
      Unrelated - I heard recently heard a radio interview with a large former female rock critic (Rolling Stone) turned comedian...

      She says she quit writing for the music press out of boredom, and basically because her job entailed interviewing mouth breathing mongoloids like "Bon Jovi," whom she said was the dumbest rock star she ever interviewed....

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      • Figs
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2945

        #18
        He still sells a ton of tickets, which gives me douche chills......

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        • Terry
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 11962

          #19
          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
          Unrelated - I heard recently heard a radio interview with a large former female rock critic (Rolling Stone) turned comedian...

          She says she quit writing for the music press out of boredom, and basically because her job entailed interviewing mouth breathing mongoloids like "Bon Jovi," whom she said was the dumbest rock star she ever interviewed....
          Funny. Reminds me of the Zappa definition of rock journalism, which was something along the lines of articles produced by authors who can't write, interviewing subjects who can't speak, being printed for audiences who can't read.
          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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          • Terry
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 11962

            #20
            Originally posted by Figs
            He still sells a ton of tickets, which gives me douche chills......
            'douche chills'...now that is classic!

            Have a great birthday, by the way.
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • Terry
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11962

              #21
              Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
              That goes for Winger too!
              Winger was like the morning after a year-long, bottoming-out Sterno bender rock music underwent in the year 1986 to 1987, where one couldn't walk ten feet without hearing some guido dicklick blaring out some queer track from Slippery When Wet out of his Iroc Z; just when you think the state of commercial rock in the mid 1980s couldn't get any worse, along come Winger and Warrant with drills and pickaxes to enable them to tunnel BELOW rock bottom.
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • Freewheelin
                Full On Cocktard
                • Jul 2006
                • 44

                #22
                Bon Jovi is to rock what Bush has been to the presidency these last 8 long years, a sorry fucking excuse .. although he does look kinda like a crack whore.

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Freewheelin
                  Bon Jovi is to rock what Bush has been to the presidency these last 8 long years, a sorry fucking excuse .. although he does look kinda like a crack whore.

                  Bon Jovi was to rock.......

                  as The Olive Garden was to Italian food.

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • franksters
                    Veteran
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2389

                    #24
                    I remember the so called ''rivalry'' on hit parade magazine between Jon douche jovi And Diamond Dave...

                    maybe Johnny feels a little threatened right now with Dave and VH come back, who knows.
                    SUMMER'S JUST
                    AROUND
                    THE CORNER!

                    [IMG]
                    http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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                    • DrMaddVibe
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6686

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Terry
                      Winger was like the morning after a year-long, bottoming-out Sterno bender rock music underwent in the year 1986 to 1987, where one couldn't walk ten feet without hearing some guido dicklick blaring out some queer track from Slippery When Wet out of his Iroc Z; just when you think the state of commercial rock in the mid 1980s couldn't get any worse, along come Winger and Warrant with drills and pickaxes to enable them to tunnel BELOW rock bottom.

                      http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                      http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6627

                        #26
                        Props to Lounge for not putting this in House of Music...

                        where it doesn't belong.

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