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  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    Val appears in bikini in People Magazine cover

    I know she gets the Yoko Ono treatment from some around here (why, I don't know), but damn, is she still gorgeous...

    People magazine cover girl Valerie Bertinelli wows 'em in a string bikini


    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    What's with her face?










    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35194

      #3
      Without the photoshop touch up...

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #4
        she's just a red X ?

        Man, that photoshop is really something.....

        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576

          #5
          Originally posted by chefcraig
          What's with her face?

          Not sure I'd even recognize her from this pic, actually.
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913

            #6
            Or maybe a Botox shot or two....
            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #7
              or 3 or 4.....
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172

                #8
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                Not sure I'd even recognize her from this pic, actually.
                Apparently she got custody of the Photoshop software in the divorce...










                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                ― Stephen Hawking

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                • Va Beach VH Fan
                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 17913

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                  Not sure I'd even recognize her from this pic, actually.
                  Honestly, I hadn't even gotten to her face yet....
                  Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                  "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                  "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #10
                    Originally posted by chefcraig
                    Apparently she got custody of the Photoshop software in the divorce...

                    That's another thing that bugs the shit out of me about spED...

                    Put a fucking shirt on, moron. You're 50+ Act like it.



                    Or is it his way of saying "everyone has taken the shirt off my back...."
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                      Honestly, I hadn't even gotten to her face yet....
                      Honestly, I find her hotter in the black dress, than the bikini.

                      Nothing sexier than watching a little black dress fall to the floor.....

                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • Diamondjimi
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2004
                        • 12086

                        #12
                        She must've been quite miserable in her last few years with Ed. She looked like she was living on bons-bons & milkshakes. Good to see her happy and skinny(er) ...

                        Now let's get her into Playboy!
                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                          She must've been quite miserable in her last few years with Ed. She looked like she was living on bons-bons & milkshakes. Good to see her happy and skinny(er) ...

                          Now let's get her into Playboy!
                          Agreed, all valid points, now take it all off, Val.
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15320

                            #14
                            Playboy? Who gives a fucking shit about a 50 year old TIT-TEE!!!

                            I would much rather she her pussy during the C.H.O.M.P.S. era.

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                            • Va Beach VH Fan
                              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 17913

                              #15
                              Where's that petition form ???
                              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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