Dave, Foward this message to Eddie Van Heineken

[Trudy Green]

Eddie you lazy fuck!

Write some new music and stop your fucking whining.

AC/DC, KISS and many others continue to give their fans new music and WORLD tours.

No more excuses, now get to fucking work,

Oh and leave the kid at home this time.

yours lovingly

Trudy Green

[fryingdutchman]

Wow....finally some originality and freshness.

I think I speak for all of us when I say that you're the FIRST to speak the truth, and tell Eddie what he needs to hear!

NOBODY has ever had the stones to read the riot act to old Ed like that before....

*YAWN*

Please direct all future correspondence with Eddie to:

High Profile Media, Inc.,
ATTN: Janie Van Halen

[ZahZoo]

Wow this is biblical...

[Igosplut]

If I only had a dollar.......

[Trudy Green]

You guy's seem old and jaded. Cheer up fuckers

[LoungeMachine]

Remember when the aliases were at least mildy original, and somewhat funny?



sad

[Igosplut]

You guy's seem old and jaded. Cheer up fuckers

Look in the mirror... You have something written on your forehead.

[SNIPER]

You guy's seem old and jaded. Cheer up fuckers

My moms name is Trudy. Thats an old tired name.

[Trudy Green]

My moms name is Trudy. Thats an old tired name.

Dude you are so ugly that when you were born the midwife slapped your face instead of your ass.

[chefcraig]

Dude you are so ugly that when you were born the midwife slapped your face instead of your ass.

Try this, instead..."When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother." (Man, I miss Rodney Dangerfield.)

Honorable mentions: You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."

You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.

[Trudy Green]

Try this, instead..."When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother." (Man, I miss Rodney Dangerfield.)

Honorable mentions: You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."

You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.

Or

The (mother in law)

I wouldn't say she's ugly but everytime she walks into the room, the rats throw themselves on the traps.

[SNIPER]

Yo momma's so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

[Trudy Green]

Yo momma's so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Surely you can do better that that Mr Sniper

Let's hope so.

x

[VanHalenFan5150]

Yo mama so ugly that when she walks into the room, the rats jump onto the table...

Or, better yet,

Yo mama so ugly that she's ugly.

[Southpaw]

hey, keep my mom out of this an i'll keep my cock out of you're mother