Dave, Foward this message to Eddie Van Heineken

[ZahZoo]

You guy's seem old and jaded. Cheer up fuckers

I prefer to think of it as finely aged with distinctive tastes for high standards...

Think about it... how many other artists with the historical legacy of impact on the genre have been so fucking dysfunctional since their prime and still around and mostly capable... but not really doing shit..?

There was one other... but he recently took a dirt nap and is now gaining his immortal fame with the other great legends passed. MJ...

So now EVH, the legendary guitar god stands alone in an unproductive sesspool of his own making atop the pinnicle of great legends gone bad. Sad waste...

[SNIPER]

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion. hehe

[chefcraig]

Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and breaks into tears. The other two women console her, then ask her what is wrong. She sobbingly replies, "I'm gonna have puppies !"

[SNIPER]

What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath!

[Panamark]

What do you call a brunette seated between two blondes ?

An interpreter !

[Panamark]

What about the blonde that was driving down an old country road
and notices another blonde in the middle of a dry field attempting
to row a boat on the ground...

She jumps out the car and screams, "its blondes like you that
give us all a bad name, and you are so lucky I cant swim
otherwise I would come out there and kick your ass !"

[standin]

What does a platinum blond and a 747 have in common?
A black box!

[fryingdutchman]

Isn't that one of Katie's previous avatar pics?

Katie...darling, where have you been?

[Panamark]

Thats Steve :eek:

[Panamark]

Dave:
What about "hear about it later"

Ed:

Yeah, wolfie says its on his Ipad.....

Lets do it..

no complaints from the fans !

[Trudy Green]

Isn't that one of Katie's previous avatar pics?

No Katie had a cartoon supergirl pic.

Carry on.

x

[78/84 guy]

[QUOTE=Trudy Green;1428176]Eddie you lazy fuck!

Write some new music and stop your fucking whining.

AC/DC, KISS and many others continue to give their fans new music and WORLD tours.

No more excuses, now get to fucking work,

Oh and leave the kid at home this time.

I second the motion !!:tongue0011:

[fryingdutchman]

No Katie had a cartoon supergirl pic.

Carry on.

x

Hmmmm...and for a "new member" who just joined this month, how would you know that?

You actually had several avatar pics, Katie. And the motorcycle was one of them.

Nice try though...

[yah]

VH's gonna have to come out with a killer cd to make up for all this waiting since the "greatest hits tours" of '07 and '08
Hope it's soon, cause fans are getting bored here waiting....shit -in the ole days, VH had the momentum going big time.
A new album every 2 yrs at least with a couple tours in between.

Wake up there guys.....times a' tickin away

[Anonymous]

I wonder if anyone bothers to read the fuckin' threads before posting, these days.

Probably not, which means I'm just typing to myself.

Oh, well...



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