Larg Girl of the Month: April 2010

[bueno bob]

You know, on occasion I like to pick out a Larg Girl of the Month that may not seem like the world's most obvious choice...sometimes there's a method to that, other times there isn't. A lot of times she doesn't even have to dress, look or act like a complete slut-muffin, either.

The one thing that is always true, though, is that my usual driving purpose behind doing so is simply the fact that I wanna jump into bed with her and rattle the foundations of the house.

That said, I give you April 2010's Larg Girl of the Month...

...Sara Bareilles.

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[Anonymous]

She's got a weird nose.

But I wouldn't desperately try to get away from her.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

A good call Bob - I like the more left-of-field LARG girls.

The force is strong with this one

[Terry]

Dunno about this one, bb...

Agreed she's not a total woofter...she's got the looks of someone who has a massively hairy bush, though.

[Sensible Shoes]

Aw Bob, I didn't want to say you were a jackass - just wanted to give a thumbs down. Sorry.

[Dan]

Hair Pie Is Good.

[Guitar Shark]

Who?

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she's got the looks of someone who has a massively hairy bush, though.

[Dr. Love]

Dunno about this one, bb...

Agreed she's not a total woofter...she's got the looks of someone who has a massively hairy bush, though.

[Dinah Vagina]

Dunno about this one, bb...

Agreed she's not a total woofter...she's got the looks of someone who has a massively hairy bush, though.

Dinah Vagina is against massively hairy bush.

[bueno bob]

Actually, I'm quite alright with the controversy. In fact, I actually kinda revel in it...my only overall goal with all of these girls is to cover some base for everybody in at least one month out of the year. To my mind, the blonde bombshell (or whatever) is fine once in a while, but like binnie stated, I enjoy throwing girls out of left field that nobody would necessarily expect to see and keep it interesting.

Hell, the first (or maybe second) LGOTM was drenched in blood, for pete's sake...

One thing remains certain - no matter who I choose, she'll appeal to some - to others, she won't. But rest assured, short of my untimely demise, there are months and months to come. And in the event of my untimely demise, I fully expect you uncivil bastards to pick up the flag and keep it flying...except for Bill Lumbergh, because I can't stand the notion of seeing Bib Fortuna and Gammorian guards every month...

And hey, you know, if you've got somebody in mind you wanna see, PM ME! I'm always open to suggestions and more than a few of the previous months girls have been elected that way.