Larg Girl of the Month: April 2010

[Terry]

I mean, it's not a slam against your pick for April, nor is it necessarily calling into question anyone else's opinion of her...

She just gives off that vibe of having a huge patch of fur surrounding her meat curtains. Like, hairy to the point of almost being distasteful...lots of very long, errant strands that would possibly cause retinal damage should cunnilingus be attempted.

[DLR7884]

Not a big fan of the nose, or the ring that got shot through it.

I agree with Terry, she's gotta have quite the fur burger.

DLR7884
Thick, curly, and smelly.

[bueno bob]

I mean, it's not a slam against your pick for April, nor is it necessarily calling into question anyone else's opinion of her...

She just gives off that vibe of having a huge patch of fur surrounding her meat curtains. Like, hairy to the point of almost being distasteful...lots of very long, errant strands that would possibly cause retinal damage should cunnilingus be attempted.

You know, in some regards, I don't mind much. Just depends on the girl, I guess...I'm really forgiving about excess hair with darker complected girls, actually...just a personal thing.

[Guitar Shark]

You know, in some regards, I don't mind much. Just depends on the girl, I guess...I'm really forgiving about excess hair with darker complected girls, actually...just a personal thing.

Well, you've got that big ol' mask thingy to protect you.

[conmee]

I have to concur with the other soldiers here re: unshaven haven...

And yes, the nose needs work, and well, shit, if you're getting that done, some bigger boobs... but I like her music... her last disc was surprisingly good, good voice.

That is all.

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[bueno bob]

I have to concur with the other soldiers here re: unshaven haven...

And yes, the nose needs work, and well, shit, if you're getting that done, some bigger boobs... but I like her music... her last disc was surprisingly good, good voice.

That is all.

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Musically, she's a guilty pleasure of mine.

Of course, I have a porn DVD with Love Song playing in the background during an extremely hot three girl scene, so maybe it's a Pavlov's dog response...

[bueno bob]

For those concerned, I've already decided on next months LGOTM...and it should fulfill all blonde/stupid/huge tits/"shut yer trap cuz yer only good for fuckin" wishes...

[Dan]

I Feel The LARG In This Thread.

[binnie]

I'm guessing she's not going to win LARG girl of the year.......

[DLR7884]

For those concerned, I've already decided on next months LGOTM...and it should fulfill all blonde/stupid/huge tits/"shut yer trap cuz yer only good for fuckin" wishes...

No, post more cuntroversy!

DLR7884
We thrive off of it!

[Anonymous]

I'm actually appalled as how neither Cindy Crawford nor a nun have been made LARG girl of the month yet...

This is a major flaw in the credibility of this otherwise much respected, if often cuntroversial, institution.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

As hot as she still is, I think that Cindy Crawford is too old to be a LARG 'girl' - plus, I've always figured that these spots were reserved for someone who isn't so obvious. I mean, there's no point us just going through the standard FHM 100 is there?

[bueno bob]

Believe it or not, the notion has occurred to me more than once to dedicate an entire year to Larg Girls of the 70s...or something similar, a classics only type of vote-off...that may be fun.

Maybe next year?

[Anonymous]

As hot as she still is, I think that Cindy Crawford is too old to be a LARG 'girl' - plus, I've always figured that these spots were reserved for someone who isn't so obvious. I mean, there's no point us just going through the standard FHM 100 is there?

1. Cindy Crawford will NEVER be too old. For anything.

2. Yes, the Larg is really obvious with her.

3. There's nothing standard about Cindy Crawford.

Believe it or not, the notion has occurred to me more than once to dedicate an entire year to Larg Girls of the 70s...or something similar, a classics only type of vote-off...that may be fun.

Maybe next year?

4. 70s??? Good Gawd, Bob. I hope you weren't referring to Cindy Crawford.

5. Eh up, how about interspersed one off polls like Larg Girls Band, Larg Bond Girl, Larg Nun Girl, Larg Porn Girl, Larg All Time Girl, etc...

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

I don't mean standard, I mean obvious.

What I've always liked about the LARG threads is that the girl is not usually someone 'of the moment' - i.e. Joile, Megan Fox, Charlize Theron, etc etc.....