Van halen for super bowl xlvi halftime!!!

[Firebrand]

Why the hell not?? It would leave the manure we had to endure tonight six feet under!!!

WHY THE HELL NOT??????

[ace diamond]

no shit.......sarah butchered "sweet child".
slash played well, though.
only part of the whole disaster that was even remotely tolerable.

[ThatArtGuy]

I was cringing the whole time.

[VanHalener]

Easy there, homeslice. Let's see first if there is a Mighty Van Halen.

I haven't seen hide nor hair.

[VanHalener]

Halftime show?

If that doink Usher hadn't showed up I would have enjoyed the whole thing.


~SLASH~

Oh Hell Yeah!

[FORD]

I don't know if Van Halen will ever do it or not, but this stupid shitty performance tonight was the absolute worst since the Titney/NSuck fest of 2000 or whenever it was.

New Rule: If you can't play instruments or sing without autotune, stay the fuck off the stage.

Christ, even Chickenshit would have been better than that crapfest. And if Axl was thinking about calling Slash to apologize, I think that just went out the window.

[ace diamond]

New Rule: If you can't play instruments or sing without autotune, stay the fuck off the stage.

Christ, even Chickenshit would have been better than that crapfest.

no, dude.
intervention time here.
that would have been just as bad, if not worse.........
CVH or bust!
Dave or the Grave!

[FORD]

Hey, Chickenshit has three good musicians. There would have only been one guy on stage who sucked ass. Which is the opposite of what you saw tonight.... One musician appearing for a small part of the time, with a bunch of useless hacks.

[hambon4lif]

I don't think Van Halen should even play halftime at a high school championship game in Buttfuck, Idaho until they ditch Jake Harper and get a real bassplayer.

[FORD]

I don't think Van Halen should even play halftime at a high school championship game in Buttfuck, Idaho until they ditch Jake Harper and get a real bassplayer.

Maybe Charlie Sheen would do it. He already thinks he's a rock star.

[Nitro Express]

Shit. The whole Super Bowl sucked except for Packers winning. Ice falling on people, People finding out there were no seats for them after paying for tickets and traveling there, Christina Agulera fucks up the national anthem, the half time show sucked. As much as this thing is hyped to the stratosphere you would think better planning would go into it.

[Nitro Express]

Maybe Charlie Sheen would do it. He already thinks he's a rock star.

Sheen got his Keith Richards merit badge but now he's working on the Jim Morrison eagle project.

[FORD]

Eddie: Charlie, you really should join the band, man. Fuck, I love my son, but he's eating all the goddamned MnM's backstage, ya know? Roth says he's gonna have to ask for them to put the brown ones back in, or there won't be any left.

Charlie: OK, I'll do it on one condition. I want it written in the contract that Dave can NOT steal my whores!

Eddie: Done. It's a deal!

[ace diamond]

Shit. The whole Super Bowl sucked except for Packers winning. Ice falling on people, People finding out there were no seats for them after paying for tickets and traveling there, Christina Agulera fucks up the national anthem, the half time show sucked. As much as this thing is hyped to the stratosphere you would think better planning would go into it.

ya think?
what a total clusterfuck this whole damn thing was.
glad it's finally over with.

[ace diamond]

Eddie: Charlie, you really should join the band, man. Fuck, I love my son, but he's eating all the goddamned MnM's backstage, ya know? Roth says he's gonna have to ask for them to put the brown ones back in, or there won't be any left.

Charlie: OK, I'll do it on one condition. I want it written in the contract that Dave can NOT steal my whores!
Eddie: Done. It's a deal!

2 bean burritos and a root beer float creates one hell of a fart symphony.....it inspired eddie to
run to the can and plop it all out on his guitar!
ford, you fucking asshole.........now i gotta clean of my screen again......