Kony Scamming Douchebag Arrested For Jerking Off To Automobiles

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338

    Kony Scamming Douchebag Arrested For Jerking Off To Automobiles

    Sometimes, they just write themselves, don't they?




    Who knew "dehydration" leads to car porn? Expect our government to ban dehydration soon.

    ...and what in the fuck is THIS? Roth Army went Twitter now? I knew it was only a matter of time when this site sold its soul.
    Last edited by Kristy; 03-16-2012, 09:27 PM.
  • ashstralia
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Feb 2004
    • 6566

    #2
    yay! kristy's back. whaddya think of the new album?

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16338

      #3
      I'm holding out until May 24th when I see them live.

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      • ashstralia
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Feb 2004
        • 6566

        #4
        good girl. i hope they get down here.

        oh yeah, that kony's a douche.

        this might be just propaganda, no?
        Last edited by ashstralia; 03-16-2012, 09:31 PM.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          #5
          It's always interesting we are sold on liberating countries sitting on top of oil. I think we actually have killed more Iraqis with our form of democracy than Saddam did.

          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35192

            #6
            The people that made the video are dodgy.

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              #7
              Originally posted by Kristy
              I knew it was only a matter of time when this site sold its soul.

              We have no soul. Ask Sesh.
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                The people that made the video are dodgy.
                This guy is hillarious!
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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