Kony Scamming Douchebag Arrested For Jerking Off To Automobiles

[Kristy]

Sometimes, they just write themselves, don't they?

http://news.yahoo.com/kony-2012-creator-arrested-lewd-act-invisible-children-173307063.html

Who knew "dehydration" leads to car porn? Expect our government to ban dehydration soon.

...and what in the fuck is THIS? Roth Army went Twitter now? I knew it was only a matter of time when this site sold its soul.

[ashstralia]

yay! kristy's back. whaddya think of the new album?

[Kristy]

I'm holding out until May 24th when I see them live.

[ashstralia]

good girl. i hope they get down here.

oh yeah, that kony's a douche.

this might be just propaganda, no?

[Nitro Express]

It's always interesting we are sold on liberating countries sitting on top of oil. I think we actually have killed more Iraqis with our form of democracy than Saddam did.

[Seshmeister]

The people that made the video are dodgy.

[sadaist]

I knew it was only a matter of time when this site sold its soul.

We have no soul. Ask Sesh.

[Nitro Express]

The people that made the video are dodgy.

This guy is hillarious!