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  • NIN1211
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2012
    • 386

    Van Halen Nissan Commercial





    If they used a Gaygar song..."Ken" would be in a Yugo and driving through McDonalds Playland.
    Last edited by NIN1211; 05-05-2012, 07:40 AM.

    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    Old Van Halen - when I was in it - classic Van Halen - Makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right?

    And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan, and have a relationship...


    David Lee Roth


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    • DONNIEP
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 13373

      #3
      All four members of the band received some sort of special 300 ZX as well as gettin' paid for this commercial. I don't remember ever seeing any photos of them though, wonder what they looked like...
      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Ficking gay...

        Just like all piece-of-shit Nissans...

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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #5
          Used to one one like this 280 ZX. Great cars...
          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            I always like the Nissan trucks (the way they looked) the best. But the last 12 or so years the Toyotas appearance has surpassed them. But in the 80's & early 90's the Pathfinder was fucking awesome!
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • VAiN
              Use my hand, I won't look
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5056

              #7
              The latest Z car is extremely underwhelming, IMO. I sat in a top of the line model at a dealership not long ago and was blown away with how cheap everything about the interior felt for a car well over 30k.
              Originally posted by wiseguy
              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #8
                Originally posted by VAiN
                The latest Z car is extremely underwhelming, IMO. I sat in a top of the line model at a dealership not long ago and was blown away with how cheap everything about the interior felt for a car well over 30k.

                Yeah no doubt. Very plastic feeling. I looked at an exterra SUV back in 2003 or so and just didn't like the interior at all. Same with older Toyotas. i drive a GMC Sierra and man is the inside made well in those. Too bad a only get like 15 mpg. But I got a kick ass cup holder!
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • VAiN
                  Use my hand, I won't look
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5056

                  #9
                  I'm a fan of the Ford interiors as far as new cars go..
                  Originally posted by wiseguy
                  That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                  • NIN1211
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 386

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                    Used to one one like this 280 ZX. Great cars...
                    Sweet had an 83 also....technologically ahead of their time...."door ajar"....that ladies voice in that car was beautiful.

                    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                    • Bowanna
                      Full On Cocktard
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 47

                      #11


                      UT
                      Go Spartans!
                      Last edited by Bowanna; 05-05-2012, 03:58 PM.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49205

                        #12
                        OMG! In other news, the Union's General Ulysses S. Grant has accepted Lee's surrender at Appomattox! The War is OVER!!

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                          OMG! In other news, the Union's General Ulysses S. Grant has accepted Lee's surrender at Appomattox! The War is OVER!!
                          Blasphemer!!! It'll never be over!!
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • TJMKID
                            Veteran
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1533

                            #14
                            Nissan 300ZX was a huge pussy-gettin' machine in the early 90's ----- I was so close to buying one but a little out of my price range.

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              I like the new Chrysler products...

                              My wife and I have a 2010 Challenger and couldn't be more satisfied with the quality...

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