Mighty Sam Halen!

[SNIPER]

looks like Van Halen are kicking ass in america once again. Thanks to Sam they are on top of the world, fuckers! ha!

[Northern Girl]

Only in your tiny world where you worship mediocre.

[famac]

THey are playing a new tune of Sammy's this tour: HPM


(Human Pubic Mound)

[SNIPER]

Tiny world?!?! Better then world that does not exist.

[VANHALEN2004]

Sammy Hagar can kick DLR's ass. Put them on celebrity boxing Sammy would win. Hell put them on American Idol and he would win that one too.

[famac]

You're dreaming - Roth would stomp this shit out of Hagar - he's twice his size and in far better shape. He even sings like a man.

[SNIPER]

Roth smokes 2 packs a day. Sam would kill thet crank head.

[JCOOK]

ROY COULDN'T FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF WET PAPER BAG LET ALONE TRY AND TAKEON DAVE!

[SNIPER]

Shit! even Jani Lane can kick daves ass!

[FORD]

The words "Sammy Hagar" and "kick ass" do not belong in the same sentence.

Unless it's "Sammy Hagar got his ass kicked".

[SNIPER]

i WISH DAVE WAS IN VAN HALEN FUCKO! But he is too much an idiot these days.

[Don Corleone]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[FORD]

The only idiots I see around here are sheep with multiple screen names.

[Don Corleone]

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[Sarge]

Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
Sammy Hagar can kick DLR's ass. Put them on celebrity boxing Sammy would win. Hell put them on American Idol and he would win that one too.

You are kidding me.
Dave is almost 10 years younger than Sammy and is actually in shape.
Dave is not only a blackbelt.. but he is a foot taller than Mr "Bridge Drone Troll"

Dave called Sammy out backstage and challenged him to a fight on the Dave/Sam tour after Sammy's page 6 interview and Sammy didn't want any part of him.

Sammy is Short, Old..
I doubt he could hit anyone with those midget arms..